Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[basil]

r u fat did u bone press it

i have no idea what that means

 

[Lettuce]

i have no idea what that means

like u press the ruler or measuring tape into your pelvis until you cant go any further

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

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It hurts... Everything hurts

I wish this never started

 

[Lettuce]

I wish this never started

u rly dont have to be here if it offends ur eyes

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

I wish this never started

Why the fuck are they still going geg

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

u rly dont have to be here if it offends ur eyes

this is the only alive thread rn but ur right, ill wait this one out ig…

 

[basil]

like u press the ruler or measuring tape into your pelvis until you cant go any further

i don’t do that

 

[Lettuce]

i don’t do that

well r u fat

 

[basil]

well r u fat

yeah 5’1 150 pounds

 

[Lettuce]

yeah 5’1 150 pounds

ok its very likely ur penis is actually like maybe 5-6 inches since you are almost obese so u should try again and see how long it actually is

 

[basil]

ok its very likely ur penis is actually like maybe 5-6 inches since you are almost obese so u should try again and see how long it actually is

i always have a measuring tape on hand. 1-2.5 inches dormant, 3-3.5 inches erect.

 

[Lettuce]

i always have a measuring tape on hand. 1-2.5 inches dormant, 3-3.5 inches erect.

well did u push it as far as it goes in and also y did u say dormant instead of flaccid

 

[basil]

well did u push it as far as it goes in and also y did u say dormant instead of flaccid

no i didn’t push it. because its dormant?

 

[Lettuce]

no i didn’t push it. because its dormant?

but u should say flaccid instead of dormant its rly weird to say dormant instead of flaccid and can u psuh it because im kinda curious now to know how long it rly is

 

[basil]

but u should say flaccid instead of dormant its rly weird to say dormant instead of flaccid and can u psuh it because im kinda curious now to know how long it rly is

i already told you how long it was erect and not erect

 

[Lettuce]

i already told you how long it was erect and not erect

but u didnt bone press so ur fat is hiding how long it actually is

 

[basil]

but u didnt bone press so ur fat is hiding how long it actually is

i’m not that fucking fat wtf

 

[Lettuce]

i’m not that fucking fat wtf

im not trying to be rude or anything but ur almost obese

 

[MeursaultLE]

but u should say flaccid instead of dormant its rly weird to say dormant instead of flaccid and can u psuh it because im kinda curious now to know how long it rly is

>im kinda curious now to know how long it rly is
nigga its a penis why do you care so much about another guy's length?

 

[basil]

im not trying to be rude or anything but ur almost obese

yeah i’m almost obese (bmi of 28) but i have a stomach of someone with like a bmi of 24