Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[basil]

what about your thigh quadriceps or calves or legs in general

i have woman-esque thighs but normal looking calves and i would say small feet tbh

 

[Lettuce]

i have woman-esque thighs but normal looking calves and i would say small feet tbh

whats ur shoe size

 

[basil]

whats ur shoe size

i forgot tbh

 

[Lettuce]

i forgot tbh

will u check later

 

[basil]

will u check later

yeah sure but my feet aren’t fat i would say they’re pretty skinny tbh

 

[Lettuce]

yeah sure but my feet aren’t fat i would say they’re pretty skinny tbh

what about ur arms

 

[Theseus]

>It's Vaccination Day! It's Vaccination Day! Today I get my COVID jab! And I'm feeling really fab! For months that I've been waiting for this day! Where can I get my second shot? And will it hurt, or will it not? Oh I think I'm gonna be ok! It's just a small needle, right? And for the people who don't want it, and still refuse to take... well, thanks to you now I don't have to wait! Cause for the first time in forever... I might get to kiss a girl! It's been a long time. When I get my AstraZeneca, I'm gonna tell the whole damn world! Guys... I'M VACCINATED! And I know I'm acting crazy, but I've like waited for a year! And for the first time in forever... I won't live in fear!

 

[basil]

what about ur arms

i have super skinny arms and wrists lol

 

[Lettuce]

i have super skinny arms and wrists lol

lol acn u post a pic

 

[basil]

lol acn u post a pic

yeah sure

 

[Terrorbyte]

I pissed in the bathroom trash can for no reason once as a kid.

 

[Stephen]

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[basil]

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i said about half of this stuff

 

[1844 or Something]

Amazon is bringing me 90 pieces of watermelon hubba bubba today. If I stop posting it's because I overdosed on whatever carcinogens make that shit taste so good

 

[1844 or Something]

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Average anonymous strawpage confession

 

[basil]

im homosexual

 

[1844 or Something]

I smoked crack once because my brother left it lying around his room and I was bored. Not for me tbh

 

[Steve]

I ate McDonalds today

I was having my friends root through my X feed at lunch and there was a post about shamrock shake being back so everyone collectively decided to go to McDonalds and when I drove there in my friend's Chevy Sonic which has a broken muffler so it sounds like a cement mixer fighting for space with his skylanders toys. I ordered my shamrock shake from some Mexcrement mystery meat woman at the register and because my friend is an annoying pokemon fan he just had to get a happy meal because they have pokemon cards as the toy (18 years old btw) so I sat down and was drinking my shake and my friend comes back with his happy meal but then like 10 minutes later his number gets called and he gets... another happy meal so turns out he stole some kids' food and he just handed off the happy meal that was supposed to be for him to me and I didn't know what to do with it so after finishing my shake I decided to eat. After opening the box my friend rummaged his hand through it to get another damn pack of pokemon cards (he let me off with a heliolisk and a jigglypuff) and I ate the french fries and apple slices, by now I was already feeling queasy because my body isn't used to eating processed slop like McDonalds anymore but I powered through the 6 chicken nuggets and by the time I was done I was feeling SICK. I had to use the bathroom but the issue is it was locked and like hell I wanted to talk to that Mexibrap cashier again because she doesn't even know English (feels like that at least) so I held in my sickness until I got back to the college and I had to take a big shit. I don't know how mutts eat that slop every day.

 

[1844 or Something]

Amazon is bringing me 90 pieces of watermelon hubba bubba today. If I stop posting it's because I overdosed on whatever carcinogens make that shit taste so good

6 stops away

 

[UendeligKamp]

i have been sleeping in a chair for over a year now