Schlog Nation RP Diplomacy

[StudioCaca]

I would like to further expand west and I’m going to also raid Qang for BBC slaves to sell to @SmallAnus can someone roll for both
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The expedition was a complete failure as the monask army massacred your men believing they were raiders (4)
The slave raid a was great success and you came back with many slaves and minimal casualty (17)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

The expedition was a complete failure as the monask army massacred your men believing they were raiders (4)

@'gatorfag sl33p
@doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe
Ooh la la something is gonna happen

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

@Swede
Your priests return after resting in Kiššatu for a few days. What are their reactions and what do they tell you after seeing literally the biggest man made building in this world?
@'gatorfag sl33p
Your men opt to stay for a prolonged amount of time to learn our language and writing, though you can call them back.

 

[8doe]

sorry nigga I just wanted to expand or whatever
I send a few diplomats to your land to negotiate

 

[Chvd33p]

@'gatorfag sl33p
@doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe
Ooh la la something is gonna happen

No surprise, the east has some military bases around and they're a little trigger happy
I hope this doesn't escalate further

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

while construction on Tlacopan continues, i order my warriors to invest in war steeds and archery for expanding our territory

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

sorry nigga I just wanted to expand or whatever
I send a few diplomats to your land to negotiate

@'gatorfag sl33p he's sorry, negotiate with him chud

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

After our humiliation with Golan, we began investing into archery and training our mariners to use ranged weapon to attack from ships instead of charging head first into an amphibious battle

I don't need to roll for this, though I will keep this in mind

 

[StudioCaca]

Using some of my gems i sponsor an exploration (2 boats) of the Canal and attempt to establish communication with every nation i find along the way (roll one dice per nation)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

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Using some of my gems i sponsor an exploration of the Canal and attempt to establish communication with every nation i find along the way (roll one dice per nation)

You succeed in establishing communication with every nation. Lucky ass nigga. You can rp with them if you want but if you think the roll is enough you can roll with it

 

[Jimb0]

Alright. I'll take em with me.

The priests and scribes arrive succesfully. I let them stay in the Ziggurat's resting chambers (it's usually for my guys, but they can stay for now)
I assume, since you sent priests to me like 100 years ago, and I sent them back, some of your guys probably know Tanni with a Moabite accent.
Your priests are probably in shock after seeing the 8 floor tall, 65 meter building considering your people have been living in the desert for most of their lives

My priests are astonished by the sight of the the ziggurat, they come back to the city with news and sketches of it. Our priests are heavily interested in construction methods used during the construction so we send a caravan filled with finest hides and golden trinkets as a tribute to the great Tanni king and humbly ask him to teach us maths and knowledge that was involved in the construction

 

[StudioCaca]

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You succeed in establishing communication with every nation. Lucky ass nigga. You can rp with them if you want but if you think the roll is enough you can roll with it

Good egnough

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

@Swede
Your priests return after resting in Kiššatu for a few days. What are their reactions and what do they tell you after seeing literally the biggest man made building in this world?
@'gatorfag sl33p
Your men opt to stay for a prolonged amount of time to learn our language and writing, though you can call them back.

@Swede @'gatorfag sl33p I don't think y'all saw this so just pinging to make sure saar

 

[TurkBVLL]

We look for clay near the lake in order to make pots
King Shartal II sends envoys to nearby nations asking to trade agave fruit and camels for copper or iron

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

alright, swede is expanding xir territories to MY peninsula and that pisses me off. i can't let that happen. no foreigners on MY peninsula.

monroe doctrine type shi.

 

[StudioCaca]

self rolled but what ever,
My shamans discovered the power of marajuawana while making a fire

 

[StudioCaca]

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alright, swede is expanding xir territories to MY peninsula and that pisses me off. i can't let that happen. no foreigners on MY peninsula.

monroe doctrine type shi.

nigga im not swede

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

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alright, swede is expanding xir territories to MY peninsula and that pisses me off. i can't let that happen. no foreigners on MY peninsula.

monroe doctrine type shi.

also, holy shit @jimbo you can't even defend urself. ur fucking useless. it'll be better off if i conquer u instead.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

nigga im not swede

the black part is doe.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

nigga im not swede

Moab aka @Swede is expanding he just used your pic to show it