Schlog Nation RP Diplomacy

[Xiuhcoyotl]

what nigga that’s it @Xiuhcoyotl get this nigga back for me

nigga i have to build the greatest city ever.

 

[Chvd33p]

Kingdom is fine. If you're gonna depict my envoys btw draw them with a kaunakes. I gracefully accept some wooden figures. Do you wanna send anyone back with my niggas to see the ziggurat or whatever?

Some of the younger people are itching to explore the world, they are a little obsessed with writing — they're our primitive scribes, and they're 5 in total. They are willing to go with your envoys

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I am NOT OBSESSED also I have a medium amount of tin that shit doesn’t grow on trees blud
I’ll trade you it for fish and clay if you have any

Nigga I got fish and clay for days I literally just made like 15 million clay bricks hmu I want tin

 

[Jimb0]

From King of Tanni, King of the Universe Naram-Anu to the Kings of the Four Corners of the World:
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@Swede
@RTErdogan
@265121297
@'gatorfag sl33p

(I sent envoys o algo)
(those are the corners to me at least)

I have built in my land a new city, a glorious city and a glorious temple. Etemenkiš (temple of the foundations of the universe), Ziggurat of Kiššatu, I made it, the wonder of the people of the world, I raised its top to the heavens, made doors for the gates, and I covered it with bitumen and bricks. I have made a city around it, I have called it Kiššatu, and I have made this city large and it's people bountiful. I have raised the temple high and I have made it pierce the skies. I have raised it high, I have made it 130 cubits. (one cubit is 50cm) I welcome all to see my temple I have built up.

Moab: O glorious King Tanni, we have heard of your people's great building prowess, we wish to send our priests and scribes to document and pay homage to your great Ziggurat (delegates sent roll, what to do with them you decide)

 

[8doe]

I have fish. Let's trade

Nigga I got fish and clay for days I literally just made like 15 million clay bricks hmu I want tin

Both accepted
I also want to explore further west for more resources (specifically tin and iron)

 

[StudioCaca]

I send some of my druids to check out claims that some children have found rocks which can be seen through (gems)
can you roll i wanna start a gem mine

 

[Jimb0]

Does proposing trade deals end the turn for me or can I still do something else?

you can basically do whatever you want as many times as you want, just rp it through (IN REASONABLE QUANTITIES OF COURSE)

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

you can basically do whatever you want as many times as you want, just rp it through (IN REASONABLE QUANTITIES OF COURSE)

my tribe lives near a marshland. i got iron, salt, and gator leather for days.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Some of the younger people are itching to explore the world, they are a little obsessed with writing — they're our primitive scribes, and they're 5 in total. They are willing to go with your envoys

Alright. I'll take em with me.

Moab: O glorious King Tanni, we have heard of your people's great building prowess, we wish to send our priests and scribes to document and pay homage to your great Ziggurat (delegates sent roll, what to do with them you decide)

The priests and scribes arrive succesfully. I let them stay in the Ziggurat's resting chambers (it's usually for my guys, but they can stay for now)
I assume, since you sent priests to me like 100 years ago, and I sent them back, some of your guys probably know Tanni with a Moabite accent.
Your priests are probably in shock after seeing the 8 floor tall, 65 meter building considering your people have been living in the desert for most of their lives

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i still haven't discovered the concept of money lole

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i got iron

Nigga you are gonna be so lucky when we enter the iron age

 

[Jimb0]

I send some of my druids to check out claims that some children have found rocks which can be seen through (gems)
can you roll i wanna start a gem mine

your investigation is succsessful, there are some gemeralds hidden in the earth, your gem mine gives you a small amount of gemeralds

Spoiler: a

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Nigga you are gonna be so lucky when we enter the iron age

yeah, but i have to deal with diseases since marshes are also home to mosquitoes and ticks.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

From King of Tanni, King of the Universe to the Ruler of the tribes of Aquilae, King (?) of the Band of the Eagle, Doe the Twenty-First:

have built in my land a new city, a glorious city and a glorious temple. Etemenkiš (temple of the foundations of the universe), Ziggurat of Kiššatu, I made it, the wonder of the people of the world, I raised its top to the heavens, made doors for the gates, and I covered it with bitumen and bricks. I have made a city around it, I have called it Kiššatu, and I have made this city large and it's people bountiful. I have raised the temple high and I have made it pierce the skies. I have raised it high, I have made it 130 cubits. (one cubit is 50cm) I welcome you to see my temple I have built up.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Our ships need slaves to row them, therefore we will shall raid and enslave the barbarians of Golan for our merchant navy

The golanis defend you off and capture a few of your men. (9)
rp with @RTErdogan

 

[TurkBVLL]

We try to farm agave while using the nearby lake water for irrigation
Our hunters look for nearby camels to hunt for food

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

We try to farm agave while using the nearby lake water for irrigation
Our hunters look for nearby camels to hunt for food

You succeed in your farming attempts and succesfully grow some agave.
You are able to succesfully catch around 100 wild dromedaries.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

We will sacrifice more ferrets to our sea god

How Lazulian barbarians solve their problems:

 

[8doe]

I would like to further expand west and I’m going to also raid Qang for BBC slaves to sell to @SmallAnus can someone roll for both

 

[RTErdogan]

The golanis defend you off and capture a few of your men. (9)
rp with @RTErdogan

1-While deeply condemning the aggressiveness of Lazulian nation we still decide to forgive them and offer to send the captured men to their nation in exchange of them stop attacking
2-Due to recent attacks we decide to heavily strengthen the defensive positions and start a research campaign for strengthening our army's capabilities to defend itself