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/fart/ - flatulence general (NO FETISHFAGS ALLOWED)

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Hello, my /fart/frens. I'll be dropping a little green text fic I made of Hitler and Anne Frank having fun and smelling their own farts. Let me know if you'd like me to continue this fic.

>The Camp was oddly quiet tonight
>Hitler thought
>Sure, on nightfall, Anne’s succulent farts would slump in both sound and odor
>But even so
>It was an oddly, eerily quiet night.
>That’s when the thought struck Hitler
>”Nein, nein, nein! Did I overwork my geliebte?”
>The war had turned against the Krauts
>Those desperate times called for desperate measures
>Hitler had little time to sniff her dear Anne’s farts personally
>Thus, he personally approved a new method to harvest Anne’s delicious gasses
>Manufactured farts, from Anne’s ass, to the bottle, then to Hitler’s nostrils.
>A desperate solution for Hitler’s Jewish fart addiction
>The Fuhrer felt a little ashamed to exploit such a gassy little Jewish girl
>But he had no other choice

>Hitler blazed through the halls, into Anne’s work chamber.
>There she was
>Gracefully sleeping, bare ass up
>Sadness washed all over him
>Was it really worth it to put away his geliebte feelings to appease his fartlust?
>A need for action flooded Hitler over
>He picked up Anne with on his arms and carried her over to her personal quarters
>Upon setting her on the bed
>He caressed her cheeks and let a tear fall on her
>”I’m sorry, Anne, I’ve failed you”
>Words he could only tell her as she delighted herself over the dream realm
>For he was far too weak to tell her how much he appreciated her upfront
>Hitler kissed Anne’s forehead and took a whiff of her asshole for the trip back to Berlin
>Nothing like farts straight out of the tap
 
AnneStank said:
Hello, my /fart/frens. I'll be dropping a little green text fic I made of Hitler and Anne Frank having fun and smelling their own farts. Let me know if you'd like me to continue this fic.

>The Camp was oddly quiet tonight
>Hitler thought
>Sure, on nightfall, Anne’s succulent farts would slump in both sound and odor
>But even so
>It was an oddly, eerily quiet night.
>That’s when the thought struck Hitler
>”Nein, nein, nein! Did I overwork my geliebte?”
>The war had turned against the Krauts
>Those desperate times called for desperate measures
>Hitler had little time to sniff her dear Anne’s farts personally
>Thus, he personally approved a new method to harvest Anne’s delicious gasses
>Manufactured farts, from Anne’s ass, to the bottle, then to Hitler’s nostrils.
>A desperate solution for Hitler’s Jewish fart addiction
>The Fuhrer felt a little ashamed to exploit such a gassy little Jewish girl
>But he had no other choice

>Hitler blazed through the halls, into Anne’s work chamber.
>There she was
>Gracefully sleeping, bare ass up
>Sadness washed all over him
>Was it really worth it to put away his geliebte feelings to appease his fartlust?
>A need for action flooded Hitler over
>He picked up Anne with on his arms and carried her over to her personal quarters
>Upon setting her on the bed
>He caressed her cheeks and let a tear fall on her
>”I’m sorry, Anne, I’ve failed you”
>Words he could only tell her as she delighted herself over the dream realm
>For he was far too weak to tell her how much he appreciated her upfront
>Hitler kissed Anne’s forehead and took a whiff of her asshole for the trip back to Berlin
>Nothing like farts straight out of the tap
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