You are given a choice to get 1 pokemon in real life as a pet, wich one do you get?

[Yes]

the most powerful one

 

[Thrembolone]

I think @Steve will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame!

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

The Pit Drone from Half-Life : Opposing Force.

 

[Thrembolone]

I believe @Chesnaught is going to enjoy this

 

[1844 or Something]

:D

 

[8doe]

Any electric type Pokemon so I can shut down power lines and electrocute people

 

[Astrofene]

I think having a pet registeel would be fun.
>Don't have to feed it
>Don't have to bathe it
>Doesn't smell
>Can do chores for you
>Potent weapon (shoots lasers and focus blasts)
>Rare instance of a pokemon that could catch bullets easily with little damage
>Ridable (you could sit on top of its head?)
>Could probably do your homework and be a calculator
>Human sized so it can fit in your house easily
>Not emotionally needy like other pets or pokemon might be
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What pokemon would you pick? No box legendaries allowed by the way. Thats too obvious

amooonguss cuz it's cute

 

[KingCargo]

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:D

>I herd U liek Mudkips!

 

[NiggerRigger]

Pikachu.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Actually victini so I can kill @Steve.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Reshiram
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lub each udder lub each udder!

 

[Steve]

>I herd U liek Mudkips!
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Mudkipz is oldfag soul, don't disrespect

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

When chosing think about practical uses your pokemon would afford you

 

[KingCargo]

lub each udder lub each udder!

>SING WIF ME RESHIRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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[Soynic Hedgehog]

Mudkipz is oldfag soul, don't disrespect
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Mudkipz is lolcats tier reddit before reddit humor. Brimstone

 

[NiggerRigger]

Pedo debating each other.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

>SING WIF ME RESHIRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Lubalubadubdub.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>SING WIF ME RESHIRAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Dark jol-tee-on dark jol-tee-on so saaaad

 

[KingCargo]

Dark jol-tee-on dark jol-tee-on so saaaad

Jol-te-on wha shall I dooo?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Porygon because it's cool and makes autistic niggers have seizures