You are given a choice to get 1 pokemon in real life as a pet, wich one do you get?

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I think having a pet registeel would be fun.
>Don't have to feed it
>Don't have to bathe it
>Doesn't smell
>Can do chores for you
>Potent weapon (shoots lasers and focus blasts)
>Rare instance of a pokemon that could catch bullets easily with little damage
>Ridable (you could sit on top of its head?)
>Could probably do your homework and be a calculator
>Human sized so it can fit in your house easily
>Not emotionally needy like other pets or pokemon might be

What pokemon would you pick? No box legendaries allowed by the way. Thats too obvious

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Bump

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

I think having a pet registeel would be fun.
>Don't have to feed it
>Don't have to bathe it
>Doesn't smell
>Can do chores for you
>Potent weapon (shoots lasers and focus blasts)
>Rare instance of a pokemon that could catch bullets easily with little damage
>Ridable (you could sit on top of its head?)
>Could probably do your homework and be a calculator
>Human sized so it can fit in your house easily
>Not emotionally needy like other pets or pokemon might be
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What pokemon would you pick? No box legendaries allowed by the way. Thats too obvious

arceus because apotheosis speedrun

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Wishiwashi because it’s my favorite.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

pokemon are for zoophiles and pedophiles

 

[basil]

i don’t know any pokoemon

 

[soyjack]

i don’t know any pokoemon

there is eeve
it's cute look:

 

[greg]

Hmm oh this is a hard one

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

there is eeve
it's cute look:
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Slam its head with an oven door.

 

[Thrembolone]

there is eeve
it's cute look:
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same

 

[greg]

I would say rayquaza but he might destroy everything so maybe Jirachi so I can wish for every Pokémon to be real

 

[soyjack]

I would say rayquaza but he might destroy everything so maybe Jirachi so I can wish for every Pokémon to be real

is this what xitter troons feel like when they see 'teens speaking about variants?

 

[Fagon]

Emolga

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Emolga

emowga? Aw you okway in thewe?

 

[Thrembolone]

is this what xitter troons feel like when they see 'teens speaking about variants?

I would say Cobson but he might destroy everything so maybe Swede so I can wish for every Soyjak to be real

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

arceus because apotheosis speedrun

Think about it, if you have God as your pet you can just have xim summon everyone else

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

>Slam its head with an oven door.
>*jumps off a skybridge and kills myself*
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[KingCargo]

Reshiram

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

Think about it, if you have God as your pet you can just have xim summon everyone else

either that or mew for similar logic

 

[jimbo]

delcatty