Autism Choose a country in Africa

[Jimb0]

you have to live your entire live in said country, you can never leave even if there's a war there
Rules: No south-africa, no egypt, no tunisia, no morocco, no nigeria and no bostwana or else it would have been too easy, you basically need to choose a niggerhell

 

[Twostripe]

>no south africa
>no egypt
>no tunisia
>no morocco
>no nigeria
>no botswana
>no fun

 

[Jimb0]

>no south africa
>no egypt
>no tunisia
>no morocco
>no nigeria
>no botswana
>no fun

including them is not fun, we had a thread like that before and everyone chose either SA or Tunisia

 

[Twostripe]

Algeria then. The country has gorgeous sights and isn't hell on earth like most central africa

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Angola since it's the only country that speaks Portuguese and is reasonably okay for African standards

 

[centurywalker]

togo

 

[ukrainian_chad]

canary islands

 

[Goot]

Ethiopia i guess?
Otherwise Tanzania because i could access either of the big lakes
Last choice is Djibouti because they're gotta become better off than most by officially hosting both Chinese and NATO military bases and receiving payment for that

 

[Chimperator]

Congo.

 

[HWABAG]

you have to live your entire live in said country, you can never leave even if there's a war there
Rules: No south-africa, no egypt, no tunisia, no morocco, no nigeria and no bostwana or else it would have been too easy, you basically need to choose a niggerhell
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ohio map

 

[evandoe]

Mozambique probably.

 

[Jimb0]

ohio map

I know it still has zaire and no s sudan, but that's the first map that pops up on google when you google african countries map btw, make whatever you want out of it

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Gabon would also be a good choice but they speak French so I think @Chimperator would like it more

 

[Jimb0]

I would probably choose namibia or ethiopia

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I would probably choose namibia or ethiopia

Honestly Namibia wouldn't be too bad, it's one of the coldest countries in Africa and the official language is German. Ethiopia is interesting mostly because of the amazing cuisine and the fact they have a significant Jewish minority

 

[Thrembolone]

algeria

 

[baqqrih]

Uganda.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Uganda.

I was about to ask why then I remembered it's one of the most religious countries in Africa

 

[baqqrih]

I was about to ask why then I remembered it's one of the most religious countries in Africa

That, and its population also speaks English as a primary language. Still a heck-hole (as most-if-not-all options are, here), but I think I'd be in good company if I worked at a church there in Kampala. Good music, too.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Somalia so i can become a hardened AK-wielding killing machine pirate