As a guy what is your ideal fictional wife?

[Mitusia]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

>Off to the bu-ACK!
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someone replace the priest with soyjak and the vikang with gigachad

bu-QUACK!

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

Yea idk if I count as based really tho bc I'm feminist and think paganism is cool

based

 

[Rot]

girl who loves me and looks like this

 

[Goot]

Yea idk if I count as based really tho bc I'm feminist and think paganism is cool

What kinda feminist
It ranges from "i enjoy being able to own stuff" to "kill male babies"

 

[Mitusia]

>You can't kill witches even doe they did in the witch trials

No the trials were trials, the test was to burn or drown them. If they died, they were mortal. They died.

 

[anthony]

most boring questions ever having 20 pages
SAGE!

 

[Kazakstraw]

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

who has awoken me from my slumber

 

[KingCargo]

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

Me.

 

[Mitusia]

What kinda feminist
It ranges from "i enjoy being able to own stuff" to "kill male babies"

I think murder is bad but like men are actually insane tho

 

[Goot]

I think murder is bad but like men are actually insane tho

So are women so in the end, what gives?

 

[Jimb0]

men are actually insane tho

yes

 

[Mitusia]

So are women so in the end, what gives?

We don't commit over 90 percent of violent crimes, we also don't rape babies so there kinda is a difference

 

[Jimb0]

We don't commit over 90 percent of violent crimes, we also don't rape babies so there kinda is a difference

you know who also commits over 52 percent of violent crimes in america?

 

[Goot]

We don't commit over 90 percent of violent crimes, we also don't rape babies so there kinda is a difference

I mean yeah we are the first to start a proper fight but i don't really associate pdeos with men, i associate it with faggots
And faggotry is gender neutral (or was it the other way around)

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

you know who also commits over 52 percent of violent crimes in america?

>you know who ELSE also commits over 52 percent of violent crimes in america?

 

[Mitusia]

I don't really associate pdeos with men, i associate it with faggots

But you have no horse in this race though. You and I can't actually tell a pedo from a normal man and you don't need to anyway because you will never have a family with one.
I would love it to be so easy that just looking at a man, I can tell if he will murder me and hide my body in the walls like that man did recently in youghal but I can't.

 

[Goot]

But you have no horse in this race though. You and I can't actually tell a pedo from a normal man and you don't need to anyway because you will never have a family with one.
I would love it to be so easy that just looking at a man, I can tell if he will murder me and hide my body in the walls like that man did recently in youghal but I can't.

Paranoia, based

 

[Mitusia]

You don't know me

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

evil moid here, its true, he Y chromosome only carries the savage gene and nothing else thats why we are barbaric monster and wvmvn are better

 

[Goot]

evil moid here, its true, he Y chromosome only carries the savage gene and nothing else thats why we are barbaric monster and wvmvn are better

ev&oe warriors le aryan or something