As a guy what is your ideal fictional wife?

[Mitusia]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[Mongoloigul]

Jacking off to 2D woman is aryan

 

[jerry_blevins]

Fortuna said this. Terry.

Fortuna is not terry i think

 

[Jimb0]

That's not even what I was getting at with that vague comment, you're reaching so you can make your gay pedophile larp go even farther. Stand back little faggot.

imagine how blud felt typing that

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I'm going to sleep.

Terry my wife. Where have you been.

 

[DonutHole]

Yen mogs tho and reading the books she really takes a lot of shit to be with Geralt, she also wants kids a lot even tho she has the handicap

The duchess is the prettiest character

 

[Steve]

imagine how blud felt typing that

I get too far into the theatrics point still stands however

 

[8doe]

teresa crews

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

teresa crews

Back off she's MINE!!!! SHE'S MY WIFE NOT YOURS I WILL NOT BE CUCKED

 

[Astrofene]

I want a polish femboy as my wife I'm homosexual

 

[8doe]

That's not even what I was getting at with that vague comment, you're reaching so you can make your gay pedophile larp go even farther. Stand back little faggot.

>I-IM NOT TRYING TO DATE A MINOR I SWEAR SHES 18
<Stand back little faggot or I'm gonna put you on BLACKED

 

[Itransheartblox]

why dough? i dont think tomoko would like that

You are just IRL tomoko if she was a fat nigger tranny

 

[Itransheartblox]

Fortuna boobies

 

[8doe]

teresa crews

on a serious note though im not too into looking at fictional characters like that but if I wanted to choose I'd probably pick casca from berserk

 

[Goot]

>fictional wives
>calling anime characters your wife
>calling furry girls your wife
>obsessing over anime
>porn jokes

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

 

[8doe]

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

@person I don't like

 

[Twostripe]

teresa crews

I am more and more convinced that you have a legit boner for that pooner.

 

[Twostripe]

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[8doe]

I am more and more convinced that you have a legit boner for that pooner.

I'm joking, plus I haven't had any real interests in anybody since may

 

[Steve]

>calling furry girls your wife
@лисиця
@Kazakstraw
@MarioMan7890
@SanrioWABAG
@Astrofene
@Slvt4BIBISI
Who else am i missing

OK "HMoFAryan" remember to @ yourself next time.

 

[Goot]

OK "HMoFAryan" remember to @ yourself next time.

Clearly the one taking the roll call is present if you get what i mean