Step 1: Go outside. Ensure you're dressed classily in a Minecraft T-shirt, a cowboy hat, rain boots, and boxers.
Step 2: Go to any public place, preferably a storefront selling beauty-related items (e.g lipstick), or a clothing store with advertising targetting females.
Step 3: Approach the female specimen of your choice and ask them politely yet sternly (you may recite this as many times as you want before doing the deed): "Hello, madame! Would you like to join the famous website soyjak dot blog? It's a shining gemerald among the ocean of niggercoal on the web!"
Step 4: Surely, the female will be absolutely mindblown by the etiquette displayed, combined with your classy choice of fashion and will opt to join the Schlog instead of turn down such a polite request from a manly specimen.
There you have it!