Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[jerry_blevins]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[jerry_blevins]

That'd certainly be pleasant, some years down the line, for the will of the Almighty to align with that desire, blessing our relationship. She'd be a wonderful spouse. She's a wonder already, just to speak to, with her insight, her wisdom; it is as if an angel, with a presence to all of the senses, is strumming a harp when she speaks, for her words hold in them as much beauty in her tone as they do keenness in her knowledge of intellectual matters regarding our faith and the world's history.

wow that is nice and wholesome good luck man i wish you good luck and that you raise a happy family

 

[sodack]

That'd certainly be pleasant, some years down the line, for the will of the Almighty to align with that desire, blessing our relationship. She'd be a wonderful spouse. She's a wonder already, just to speak to, with her insight, her wisdom; it is as if an angel, with a presence to all of the senses, is strumming a harp when she speaks, for her words hold in them as much beauty in her tone as they do keenness in her knowledge of intellectual matters regarding our faith and the world's history. I very-much love her.

Why do you use so many commas

 

[Sneedson]

Why do you use so many commas

it's called the english language, i thought mutts spoke english?

 

[baqqrih]

Why do you use so many commas

I breathe when I speak and so I breathe when I write.

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

Why do you use so many commas

they told him to keep it 4 sentences or less

 

[sodack]

it's called the english language, i thought mutts spoke english?

I just think the sentence could be split up into multiple instead of using five commas.

 

[Blackweed]

I just think the sentence could be split up into multiple instead of using five commas.

It's poetry.

 

[Stephen]

That'd certainly be pleasant, some years down the line, for the will of the Almighty to align with that desire, blessing our relationship. She'd be a wonderful spouse. She's a wonder already, just to speak to, with her insight, her wisdom; it is as if an angel, with a presence to all of the senses, is strumming a harp when she speaks, for her words hold in them as much beauty in her tone as they do keenness in her knowledge of intellectual matters regarding our faith and the world's history. I very-much love her.

Run on sentence, C minus
Although I do think that is a wonderful way to describe someone, I'm glad you are able to command the English language to describe your emotions for her.
Though on a less serious note be sure to have a gorillion white kids otherwise the Latinx(me) will take over this country and turn it into a one party Leviathan state

 

[baqqrih]

Hoping to ask out that woman I've been talking to for a while sometime this week, most likely tomorrow. We'll see how God's will guides it.

Feeling a bit embarrassed in myself. I felt too nervous to ask her today, for some peculiar reason. I never have previously felt nervous around her, but my heart started racing in the last few minutes of class the more that I thought of what I’d say to her (I was hoping to ask her just before class would end, since we’d be free to get out our phones then so that I could get her phone number), and so that tense feeling I felt prevented me from feeling confident enough to ask her about spending time together during the break we have from school during Thanksgiving next week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll certainly still have more chances. Maybe I’ll even see her again before the week’s end, and find my opportunity there, God-willing.

 

[jerry_blevins]

Feeling a bit embarrassed in myself. I felt too nervous to ask her today, for some peculiar reason. I never have previously felt nervous around her, but my heart started racing in the last few minutes of class the more that I thought of what I’d say to her (I was hoping to ask her just before class would end, since we’d be free to get out our phones then so that I could get her phone number), and so that tense feeling I felt prevented me from feeling confident enough to ask her about spending time together during the break we have from school during Thanksgiving next week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll certainly still have more chances. Maybe I’ll even see her again before the week’s end, and find my opportunity there, God-willing.

come on dude you can do it be more brave try it out give it a shot

 

[jimbo]

Feeling a bit embarrassed in myself. I felt too nervous to ask her today, for some peculiar reason. I never have previously felt nervous around her, but my heart started racing in the last few minutes of class the more that I thought of what I’d say to her (I was hoping to ask her just before class would end, since we’d be free to get out our phones then so that I could get her phone number), and so that tense feeling I felt prevented me from feeling confident enough to ask her about spending time together during the break we have from school during Thanksgiving next week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll certainly still have more chances. Maybe I’ll even see her again before the week’s end, and find my opportunity there, God-willing.

don’t worry bro you’re gonna rizz her up before the end of this week i guarantee it

 

[wisesage]

Feeling a bit embarrassed in myself. I felt too nervous to ask her today, for some peculiar reason. I never have previously felt nervous around her, but my heart started racing in the last few minutes of class the more that I thought of what I’d say to her (I was hoping to ask her just before class would end, since we’d be free to get out our phones then so that I could get her phone number), and so that tense feeling I felt prevented me from feeling confident enough to ask her about spending time together during the break we have from school during Thanksgiving next week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll certainly still have more chances. Maybe I’ll even see her again before the week’s end, and find my opportunity there, God-willing.

pussy

 

[Itransheartblox]

Feeling a bit embarrassed in myself. I felt too nervous to ask her today, for some peculiar reason. I never have previously felt nervous around her, but my heart started racing in the last few minutes of class the more that I thought of what I’d say to her (I was hoping to ask her just before class would end, since we’d be free to get out our phones then so that I could get her phone number), and so that tense feeling I felt prevented me from feeling confident enough to ask her about spending time together during the break we have from school during Thanksgiving next week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll certainly still have more chances. Maybe I’ll even see her again before the week’s end, and find my opportunity there, God-willing.

>A schlog user getting a girlfriend

ITS HAPPENING

 

[jerry_blevins]

>A schlog user getting a girlfriend
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ITS HAPPENING

this is exciting

 

[jerry_blevins]

@baqqrih i have a question are you planning to have kids?

 

[Itransheartblox]

pussy

Use your real account pussy.

 

[baqqrih]

@baqqrih i have a question are you planning to have kids?

If I get married, then yes, I’d like to have plenty.

 

[wisesage]

If I get married, then yes, I’d like to have plenty.

just ask her out you fucking pussy what do you have to be scared of

 

[Donald]

I wouldn't, geg

 

[lysytsya]

I would just ask a girl out