Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[Retarded_FAG]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[Fortuna]

i bet even if i got a 9/10 SISA that would love me unconditionally i would probably ghost her within a month because i know id let her down and reveal my flaws somehow
and really after analyzing myself i'm pretty sure that most girls i'd consider dating are completely out of my league. it's not necessarily about looks, i'm pretty corrupt and i have a few screws loose

I'm sure there's someone for you.

 

[Goot]

People in this thread will say he has a chance to find a girlfriend.

When people say there's plenty of fish in the sea they really mean there's plenty of goldfish (disabled women) in the aquarium (intensive care unit)

 

[Mist]

mist how would you get a girlfriend?

Look presentable, nice and normal with a bit of humor and uniqueness. That is all you need. Maybe a bit of luck too.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

i bet even if i got a 9/10 SISA that would love me unconditionally i would probably ghost her within a month because i know id let her down and reveal my flaws somehow
and really after analyzing myself i'm pretty sure that most girls i'd consider dating are completely out of my league. it's not necessarily about looks, i'm pretty corrupt and i have a few screws loose

Self doubt and insecurity. Trvst yvurself more. Trvst the plvn.

 

[Fortuna]

Look presentable, nice and normal with a bit of humor and uniqueness. That is all you need. Maybe a bit of luck too.

Wow, you really are a woman.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

Look presentable, nice and normal with a bit of humor and uniqueness. That is all you need. Maybe a bit of luck too.

Womxn hands wrote this post

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

If I remember correctly, aren't women more drawn to a man's personality than vice versa? that's why women are always the ones writing romance novels and shit while guys are more likely to just draw NSFW art and bullshit like that?

 

[Fortuna]

If I remember correctly, aren't women more drawn to a man's personality than vice versa? that's why women are always the ones writing romance novels and shit while guys are more likely to just draw NSFW art and bullshit like that?

I don't know. Sounds like pseudoscience. A lot of women draw porn too. Much money in it.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I don't know. Sounds like pseudoscience. A lot of women draw porn too. Much money in it.

men are more visual creatures hence why more men on soyjak imageboard and blog forum

 

[Fortuna]

men are more visual creatures hence why more men on soyjak imageboard and blog forum

Yeah, sounds like pseudoscience.

 

[Fortuna]

That being said if you guys have a crush on someone and you think it might work out then you should go for it. It probably will.

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

If I remember correctly, aren't women more drawn to a man's personality than vice versa? that's why women are always the ones writing romance novels and shit while guys are more likely to just draw NSFW art and bullshit like that?

People who draw R34 should kill themselves

 

[Fagon]

If I remember correctly, aren't women more drawn to a man's personality than vice versa? that's why women are always the ones writing romance novels and shit while guys are more likely to just draw NSFW art and bullshit like that?

Women are the ones always writing porn novels but whatever

 

[Goot]

If I remember correctly, aren't women more drawn to a man's personality than vice versa? that's why women are always the ones writing romance novels and shit while guys are more likely to just draw NSFW art and bullshit like that?

Bro does NOT know how much women are responsible for gooning

 

[Blackweed]

Yes but you'll never mesh with them properly.

If you don't mesh well with people now, chances are you probably didn't fare much better when you were back in school. I think you should stop getting your frame of reference for what constitutes a successful social life from teen romcoms. You missed out, but it's not over unless you want to be autistic about it and insist on having this specific idea of romance you've constructed in your mind.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'm sure there's someone for you.

In today's climate it's gonna be an uphill battle. Every woman I've talked to IRL and online that didn't despise me was severely mentally ill in one way or another (one was a pooner, one had BPD, shit like that). I have accepted that I won't ever get a perfect woman, and to be honest flaws are what make people human. However, the already very limited pool of viable options I'd have is probably getting smaller and smaller by the day. I feel awful because my standards are at rock bottom and still too high, while they would've been completely acceptable 20-30 years ago.

 

[Fortuna]

chances are you probably didn't fare much better when you were back in school

You have no idea how annoying it is to be an extrovert and to be stuck inside my own house. I miss school and I fared well.

You missed out, but it's not over unless you want to be autistic about it and insist on having this specific idea of romance you've constructed in your mind.

No, it is over. There's no point in dating someone you've never been friends with, and women and men can't be friends unless they're children.

 

[Fortuna]

In today's climate it's gonna be an uphill battle. Every woman I've talked to IRL and online that didn't despise me was severely mentally ill in one way or another (one was a pooner, one had BPD, shit like that). I have accepted that I won't ever get a perfect woman, and to be honest flaws are what make people human. However, the already very limited pool of viable options I'd have is probably getting smaller and smaller by the day. I feel awful because my standards are at rock bottom and still too high, while they would've been completely acceptable 20-30 years ago.

Well, it's like I said, just give up and focus on yourself. You'll be happier. Maybe you'll stumble upon someone as well, but there's no point in looking for it. It's just so pointless.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

If you don't mesh well with people now, chances are you probably didn't fare much better when you were back in school. I think you should stop getting your frame of reference for what constitutes a successful social life from teen romcoms. You missed out, but it's not over unless you want to be autistic about it and insist on having this specific idea of romance you've constructed in your mind.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Well, it's like I said, just give up and focus on yourself. You'll be happier. Maybe you'll stumble upon someone as well, but there's no point in looking for it. It's just so pointless.

That's true, and it's what I've been thinking about ever since I was 15. I think a lot of the "gap" I hate so much could easily be fixed by having IRL friends. I had one friend in high school and he made it a lot less miserable.