Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[AshkeNazi]

MDE World Peace isn't cancelled. but Sam Hyde turns black. and becomes defender of holocaust.

I wish holocaust didn't exist.

granted, nothing changes

 

[Disabled Male]

MDE World Peace isn't cancelled. but Sam Hyde turns black. and becomes defender of holocaust.

I wish holocaust didn't exist.

Half a dozen gorillion jews overgraze their natural environment and suffer catastrophic population collapse. :(

I wish only white people were allowed on Mars.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Only rich pedos are allowed on Mars.

I wish people stopped hating dr Fauci.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Only rich pedos are allowed on Mars.

I wish people stopped hating dr Fauci.

Granted. They now DESPISE dr Fauci.
I wish I had a slice of pizza that would regenerate whenever I ate it.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Its Pineapple Pizza doebeit.

I wish @DOLL could do a UFC match with kuzzy.

 

[Oot]

Its Pineapple Pizza doebeit.

I wish @DOLL could do a UFC match with kuzzy.

Doll does the UFC match with Kuzzy, but Kuz uses systema to put down Doll-sama instantly killing him. /caca/ mourns the death of their father.

I wish there were no gays.

 

[Disabled Male]

Iranian Islam has suddenly conquered the earth with a backlog of unused experimental nuclear weapons. If they think you're gay, they will surgically transform you into a Real Woman under islamic law.

I wish that the United Nations diverted food aid money to clone millions of cute white girls with aspergers to be awarded to victors in global death matches.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Iranian Islam has suddenly conquered the earth with a backlog of unused experimental nuclear weapons. If they think you're gay, they will surgically transform you into a Real Woman under islamic law.

I wish that the United Nations diverted food aid money to clone millions of cute white girls with aspergers to be awarded to victors in global death matches.

You are forcibly entered into a deathmatch for wrongthink, but everybody in this round besides you is a Muslim and they will kill you first for being an infidel crakkka.

I wish that 4/qa/ was unlocked.

 

[Stephen]

Granted, but a horde of cordjannies are instructed to turn /qa/ into a cross between /lgbt/ and /pol/, turning it into the most radioactive vantablack board on the internet. Soyjaks are banned from this nu/qa/, but ongezellig isnt lmao

I wish /caca/ would be unhidden, both here and on the party

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Granted, but it unfortunately attracts a bad crowd of people who think the board is about age regression play and lusting over kids, causing the site to be dropped by every ISP ever, shutting it down for good

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Shit I forgot my wish, I wish Gooseworx ACKed and The Amazing Digital Circus got cancelled from this

 

[AshkeNazi]

Shit I forgot my wish, I wish Gooseworx ACKed and The Amazing Digital Circus got cancelled from this

In zer suicide note ze blames the bald man with glasses website, after the media picks up on this the Sharty and other Soysphere sites are flooded with glowies and newKINGs, and are banned in Europe for "promoting hate."

 

[AshkeNazi]

I wish for an end to transgenderism.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted. Transgenderism ends, but the millions of people with cut penises are confused and try to hunt down the man who did this to them, ending in them brutally crucifying you after they find your post.

I wish that the jarty was never formed

 

[SprokemowerMan]

I wish for an end to transgenderism.

Granted. The T in LGBT gets replaced by Tyrannosaurus Rex and now there's a bunch of dinophiles protesting in the streets, lead by baritone.

 

[SprokemowerMan]

Granted. Transgenderism ends, but the millions of people with cut penises are confused and try to hunt down the man who did this to them, ending in them brutally crucifying you after they find your post.

I wish that the jarty was never formed

Granted. Jarty never becomes slang for jakparty.soy. Instead, they're called the jakoy
I forgot to make a wish... Wishing for New York to increase in size.

 

[Disabled Male]

Granted. Jarty never becomes slang for jakparty.soy. Instead, they're called the jakoy
I forgot to make a wish... Wishing for New York to increase in size.

The first space elevator is built in New York City, extending city government jurisdiction into orbit and by a previously unappreciated quirk of international space law all satellites in orbit and settlements at lunar-earth Lagrange points become part of New York City. (and thus New York state, if that is what you meant)

Unfortunately, their tradition of failing to stop free riders on the subway carries over to the space elevator, which is always filled with homeless people who sometimes steal satellites. There is a tiktok trend where you stop the door from closing when it is about to descend, do a little dance in front of the curved horizon and try to get back in before it leaves without you. Young urban serial astronauts ride it up and down all day while playing loud music

I don't have a good wish, someone else do it.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I wish that every splinter except the shlog was deleted and they all migrated here

 

[Chvd33p]

I wish that every splinter except the shlog was deleted and they all migrated here

Granted, and since EVERY splinter is killed, the shlog is swarmed by foodists pedotroons and more offsiters which lead to a massive spam of 'p, gore, and brimstone, killing the shlog and putting everyone on a watchlist

I wish I had a new un-zogged 'puter

 

[Qway Series]

Granted, you get a new super cool computer that'll last forever and has no telemetry, but you develop internet addiction and never leave your room again.

I wish to explode (not literally, but in popularity)