Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[SprokemowerMan]

Granted, you are now an international terrorist that's very "popular" with every three letter organization.

I wish world hunger was solved!

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

granted, everyone can make food out of thin air which causes people to over eat and makes everyone in the world fat and then the animals we used to eat evolved because nobody is eating them anymore and they develope a taste for human meat and since you all are fat as shit everyone dies and humanity goes extinct

i wish whoever is below me gets raped and like it

 

[baqqrih]

granted, everyone can make food out of thin air which causes people to over eat and makes everyone in the world fat and then the animals we used to eat evolved because nobody is eating them anymore and they develope a taste for human meat and since you all are fat as shit everyone dies and humanity goes extinct

i wish whoever is below me gets raped and like it

Granted. My quoting of your reply is directly below your post, so you are below it. You fall victim to your own specialty, but you still savor every second of it.

I wish for the war in Eastern Europe to end.

 

[Pansexual Goddess]

granted
the ukraine war ends, russia wins, zelensky is ousted by his own people and putin installs a pro-russian head of state in ukraine
transphobia becomes rampant, acts of antisemitism become commonplace. homosexual relations are made illegal
all social progress is lost... ukraine is devastated by the population collapse. it seems like the region will never recover

I wish for all trans women to become real women

 

[BLACKHAWK]

... fucking fine. they become women and are teleported to Goblin Slayer world where they are considered really ugly like goblins.

I wish to have relationship with my woman.

 

[Qway Series]

Granted, but you are also teleported to the Goblin slayer world and your relationship is with one of the "women" you sent there.

I wish for a pet elephant, that is fully trained and would never snap!

 

[BLACKHAWK]

That's cool and all but your house is destroyed fucking now. You remember, you don't own anything and it was on morgage, right??

I would like Sid Meier to commit massare against staff at Firaxis for butchering his games.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

That's cool and all but your house is destroyed fucking now. You remember, you don't own anything and it was on morgage, right??

I would like Sid Meier to commit massare against staff at Firaxis for butchering his games.

Granted. He kills them in Plague Inc.
I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted by intentionally thinking about it.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted. He kills them in Plague Inc.
I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted by intentionally thinking about it.

Whenever you intentionally think about something, you teleport to it.
I wish for another wish with no curse.

 

[Stephen]

Granted, your wish contained nothing but has no curse. Nothing changes.

I wish I had a bottle of plain soylent, nothing else, right now

 

[p0rt42]

Granted. A man named "Aaron Hammer" (A. Hammer) smashes your balls with his fists. Unfortunately, his small hands and thin arms mean he fails to do any damage.

I wish I owned the sharty

Granted, you would be Admin 6 and the coal that killed the sharty for good

I wish other boards had more PPH

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Granted, your wish contained nothing but has no curse. Nothing changes.

I wish I had a bottle of plain soylent, nothing else, right now

Granted, your love for Soylent has made you too weak to even open the bottles, and without a tool in sight to help you you're unable to enjoy your beverage.

Granted, you would be Admin 6 and the coal that killed the sharty for good

I wish other boards had more PPH

Granted, the only boards that get more PPH are /a/ and /nate/ so gooners can soy over drawn Chinese toddlers
I wish I won the lottery

 

[p0rt42]

Granted, the only boards that get more PPH are /a/ and /nate/ so gooners can soy over drawn Chinese toddlers
I wish I won the lottery

>/a/
Good enough for me

 

[p0rt42]

I wish I won the lottery

Granted. You win it right before an economic recession which makes your money worthless

I wish you were allowed to say anything in social media with no ban

 

[Stephen]

Granted, your account is targeted by every deranged pedo hacker on the planet so they can post ‘p unopposed

I wish Froot and Broot kissed irl in real life

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Granted, your account is targeted by every deranged pedo hacker on the planet so they can post ‘p unopposed

I wish Froot and Broot kissed irl in real life

Granted. The video of them kissing is spread throughout the soyosphere and there is immense backlash. Broot and Froot, unable to take the criticism, delete the schlog and sharty forever and ack themselves.


I wish Elon Musk would give me all his money

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you get arrested for tax evasion and are raped in federal prison. The money is stolen by a trillion Indian hackers thanks to your "security" and the public calls for your head

I wish that Hiroyuki became a soyteen

 

[The Eternal Blogposter]

I wish that Hiroyuki became a soyteen

Granted but he buys the site in the process, moving it to 4chan servers, replacing the entire janny team and rule set, adding danbo ads and who knows what else.

I wish for 4cuck to be sold away and its entire administration replaced. Codefag, mods, jannies, everyone replaced.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted but he buys the site in the process, moving it to 4chan servers, replacing the entire janny team and rule set, adding danbo ads and who knows what else.

I wish for 4cuck to be sold away and its entire administration replaced. Codefag, mods, jannies, everyone replaced.

It gets sold to Elon Musk, and Twittertroons flock to it. 4cuck's userbase flees to the Soysphere and colonizes the Sharty and adjacent sites.

 

[AshkeNazi]

I wish for TND.