Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[NT]

Konata is like Basil, except the former won't be taking it up the ass until he's booked into a cell block.

 

[DonutHole]

Konata is like Basil, except the former won't be taking it up the ass until he's booked into a cell block.

WNT is like footjob but unironic

 

[Oot]

Konata is like Basil, except the former won't be taking it up the ass until he's booked into a cell block.

You're like Soyteen Liker but male

 

[NT]

You're like Soyteen Liker but male

I don't mean to be rude to her, but I wouldn't consider myself as overtly sexual. Probably has something to do with being a woman. All of them are like that.

 

[Oot]

I don't mean to be rude to her, but I wouldn't consider myself as overtly sexual. Probably has something to do with being a woman. All of them are like that.

U gay son

 

[X Immigrant]

Literally 125 pounds lmao, I want to force-feminize him and Basil to become cute transgirls

 

[Fagon]

Oot is like Hoot but with less letters

 

[istanbul]

being gay le bad even doe it's the heckin current year

 

[NT]

U gay son

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

BBC slut above

 

[X Immigrant]

>I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
>I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

 

[Fagon]

Literally 125 pounds lmao, I want to force-feminize him and Basil to become cute transgirls

I'm 120 lbs and I find this statement very disrespectful

 

[ILoveCoals]

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

Blud is gonna start a femboy OF

 

[X Immigrant]

I'm 120 lbs and I find this statement very disrespectful

I don't believe you since you said you were fat and didn't shower.

 

[X Immigrant]

But if you are telling the truth put on the fvcking chastity cage.

But do NOT shower, continue your self-admitted stink streak, boysmell gets me going.

 

[Stephen]

@Stephen we need your expertise here, fact check STAT

The BBC man has been summoned, the BBC man cometh

bbc is bwc but is black

This is a falsenvke, as the soysphere and its members are NOT built for biwhysea (except for basil)

bwc is like bbc but it doesnt exist

This is also a falsenvke, but bwc has such a niche use case scenario(desperate east asians, bantus, and basil) that it’s difficult to see them used for anything. And besides, why do you want to see a big white cock be used? You’re such a faggot lmao

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Blud is gonna start a femboy OF

>I have never done sodomy and I never will
<HAHA BLUD GONNA BECOME A GAY PORNSTAR
Kill yourself.

 

[Oot]

But if you are telling the truth put on the fvcking chastity cage.

But do NOT shower, continue your self-admitted stink streak, boysmell gets me going.

There's a limit to this jarty RP, sometimes I think you are not role playing

 

[istanbul]

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

fiesta fiesta
pluma pluma gay

 

[Oot]

I'm gay but not a faggot. There's a difference. Do I come off as a self-absorbed piece of shit sometimes? Probably, but it's a safety net. My homosexuality is the result of social neglect and mental instability during my middle school and high school years.
I have never engaged in any form of sodomy and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon.

KEEEEEEEK GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK