Discussion If you were given a guarantee that you would absolutely never get caught for committing one crime, which crime would you commit?

[istanbul]

Just anything.

 

[Fagon]

I would fix gifs in pfps

 

[baqqrih]

I would fire a big cannon ball into the head of that Hindu idol they recently constructed in Texas. I'd make sure everyone's out of the way from the statue before I lit the cannon, too, of course.

 

[istanbul]

I would fire a big cannon ball into the head of that Hindu idol they recently constructed in Texas. I'd make sure everyone's out of the way from the statue before I lit the cannon, too, of course.

no hate like christian love...............................

 

[baqqrih]

no hate like christian love...............................

Maybe you see it differently, but I see it as a work of Satan. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone but the demon.

 

[encrusting_acro]

Maybe you see it differently, but I see it as a work of Satan. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone but the demon.

B-but what about the Kali Yuga o algo?

 

[tanzanite]

i'd brutally murder Toby Fox and make @Cobbert watch

 

[baqqrih]

B-but what about the Kali Yuga o algo?

Kali Yuga, Kali Jew-ga, Kali Shmooga. Boom goes the cannon, tumbling goes the demon's head.

 

[tanzanite]

B-but what about the Kali Yuga o algo?

>its just like my favorite hoi4 mod or algo

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I would fire a big cannon ball into the head of that Hindu idol they recently constructed in Texas. I'd make sure everyone's out of the way from the statue before I lit the cannon, too, of course.

If we can commit crimes we don't have the actual skills for or are in the location of for in this scenario, I'd probably blow up MindGeek's headquarters (or Aylo as they call it now)

 

[Fagon]

Just anything.

I would steal something really valuable.. like ur heart

 

[AshkeNazi]

>its just like my favorite hoi4 mod or algo

nahhhh bro only in lucknow

 

[Chvd33p]

If things worked like in fiction, I would use this chance to get filthy rich and get a private island for me, create a base to fund research in next gen armament and bioweapons, then create an army of cyborgs and lastly assault different countries at the middle east, get my plans thwarted by the military led by some random teenager, flee to my base and then when I'm getting the last weapon ready get obliterated and nuked by ICBMs.

Realistically, all I would do is kill one or two politicians

 

[AshkeNazi]

i'd pirate a video game

 

[p0rt42]

rape

raping (You)

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[p0rt42]

okay fag

I would commit tax evasion so I dont give Israel a dime.

 

[istanbul]

If things worked like in fiction, I would use this chance to get filthy rich and get a private island for me, create a base to fund research in next gen armament and bioweapons, then create an army of cyborgs and lastly assault different countries at the middle east, get my plans thwarted by the military led by some random teenager, flee to my base and then when I'm getting the last weapon ready get obliterated and nuked by ICBMs.

Realistically, all I would do is kill one or two politicians

why do you fantasize about getting BTFO

rape

raping (You)

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homosexual spotted

 

[tanzanite]

okay fag

I would commit tax evasion so I dont give Israel a dime.

thats already possible, puerto rico.
Side effect is you have to move in with FerdinandDist's lot.

 

[p0rt42]

thats already possible, puerto rico.
Side effect is you have to move in with FerdinandDist's lot.

yeah im good on that one

 

[Chvd33p]

why do you fantasize about getting BTFO

It's a story where the good goys win, I naturally would lose chud, get it right, this is why chuddies will never do shit right, they have no vision on slop media production