About to go to mass today

[encrusting_acro]

Gonna sing in the mass choir

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Buddy, you have a lot of praying to do if you want to avoid hell.

 

[GauntletThrown]

my condolences for anyone who attends the same church as you

 

[Brainstorm]

 

[Neutralplier]

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[Brainstorm]

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[King of kyrgyzstan]

Finger lickin' good!

 

[nagolbud]

Mass is for religious incels. Read your Bible instead.

 

[encrusting_acro]

my condolences for anyone who attends the same church as you

I'm actually pretty normal in church. I sing in the church choir.

 

[DonutHole]

Buddy, you have a lot of praying to do if you want to avoid hell.

No he doesn't. He just has to wait .2 seconds before he dies to repent and then he'll be forgiven for everything.

 

[encrusting_acro]

No he doesn't. He just has to wait .2 seconds before he dies to repent and then he'll be forgiven for everything.

God knows your heart. If you "repent" right before you die just so you can go to heaven, your heart isn't in the right place and God will know that.

 

[DonutHole]

God knows your heart. If you "repent" right before you die just so you can go to heaven, your heart isn't in the right place and God will know that.

Yeah I know. You just have to sincerely repent .2 seconds before you die.

 

[encrusting_acro]

Yeah I know. You just have to sincerely repent .2 seconds before you die.

It's very unlikely that someone repenting right before they die are doing so sincerely.

 

[DonutHole]

It's very unlikely that someone repenting right before they die are doing so sincerely.

Why are you doubting and judging your fellow believers so much, chud.

 

[GauntletThrown]

Yeah I know. You just have to sincerely repent .2 seconds before you die.

correction
it has to be precise to the millisecond
any sooner or later and you're going straight to h e double hockey sticks

 

[encrusting_acro]

Why are you doubting and judging your fellow believers so much, chud.

Ad hominem

 

[Jimb0]

Gonna sing in the mass choir
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someone make him into a jak please