Keyed Would you ride in this trailer for $1,500 USD (for 3 hours)

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I know pigs are notorious for eating every part of the body, but I just looked up how long it takes... 8 minutes for 16 pigs to eat a 200 pound man. By three hours, they'll have reduced you to nothing, cleaned your blood off of the floor, and be ready to eat someone else.

and those are just the toned-down modern ones that have been domesticated

 

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It is filled with hungry pigs and the trailer will be moving across rural gravel roads on a hot summer day
No medical aid will be provided except for one 16oz bottle of water

After 3 hours i'd exit while riding a pig.

 

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After 3 hours i'd exit riding a pig.

HOG RIDAAAAA

 

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HOG RIDAAAAA
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Brazil is a meme country

 

[1844 or Something]

and those are just the toned-down modern ones that have been domesticated
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This thing is so much more terrifying than alligators and crocodiles. I've seen people fuck with those and survive (albeit they move fast so it's retarded to get near them). I don't think this hog would let you poke it's snout, or even get anywhere near it.
Not to mention, and alligator/crocodile is going to drown you or snap your neck. This beast would probably charge you and eat you alive. Plus, you know to look out for alligators and crocs when you go into their specialized territory... these bitches probably roamed the forest and popped out of nowhere.

 

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This thing is so much more terrifying than alligators and crocodiles. I've seen people fuck with those and survive (albeit they move fast so it's retarded to get near them). I don't think this hog would let you poke it's snout, or even get anywhere near it.
Not to mention, and alligator/crocodile is going to drown you or snap your neck. This beast would probably charge you and eat you alive. Plus, you know to look out for alligators and crocs when you go into their specialized territory... these bitches probably roamed the forest and popped out of nowhere.

They still exist?

 

[1844 or Something]

They still exist?

No, I meant to talk about them in the past tense, but I'm kind of distracted so maybe i messed up. Them niggas ded

 

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Them niggas ded

 

[Jew]

I am part ukranian

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It is filled with hungry pigs and the trailer will be moving across rural gravel roads on a hot summer day
No medical aid will be provided except for one 16oz bottle of water

I am part ukranian so they'll see me as part of them
So yes

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I've ridden on a bus with spics, this is a walk in the park by comparison
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