would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?

When he was confronted, he stuttered for a bit and foolishly claimed he was trying to pick up a cupcake. This implied he traveled like 40 miles o algo just to get a fucking cupcake, he was retarded. The internet then associated the word cupcake with child following the incident.
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>flopping around on a foam mat is an Olympic sport as of 2024 but competitive masturbating isn't despite one having WAY more history than the other
>publicly masturbating: 4000 BC
>"breaking": 1980s
 
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Physical activity but not a sport unless its lets say a edging competition
 
I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
Quoted a pedophile again award.
 
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