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Worst fucking movie you have ever watched in your goddamn life?

Only including films that have some kind of narrative (however thin), which excludes plotless gorenography like Slaughtered Vomit Dolls and made-as-a-prank films like Frozen Flesh, the top 10 worst feature-length (at least 60 minutes long) films that I've ever seen would probably have to be, in order:

1. Dancer in the Dark (2000)

2. Spring Breakers (2012)

3. Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)

4. August Underground's Mordum (2003)

5. Chaos (2005, David DeFalco)

6. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

7. Pink Flamingos (1972)

8. O Fantasma (2000)

9. The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! (2010)

10. An American Carol (2008)
 
the hungover games. The concept of trying to find the groom before the wedding and being sent into a last man standing death match with early 2010s pop culture references is too absurd even from me
 
There was this movie that I forgot the name of about a teenage whore getting pregnant and her fat lesbian friend who's like super cool and stuff driving across America to get to the nearest abortion clinic (which Is super far away o algo) couldn't even finish it, it was that bad of nigger slop
 
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