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Ah, the nine circles of Internet Hell. Let’s take a dive into how digital sins could get you a one-way ticket to the darkest parts of the web. Each circle's based on classic sins, but with a techy twist. Buckle up, dipshit.



1st Circle – Limbo: The Forgotten Accounts Zone​


This is for those who never really did anything bad but also didn’t contribute much. You created a few social media accounts, never posted, and got forgotten. Now, you exist in an eternal void of abandoned usernames, where no one remembers you, and you have no notifications. It’s the worst kind of loneliness. Enjoy being irrelevant.


2nd Circle – Lust: The Thirst Trap Inferno​


If your internet life revolves around sexual content, thirst traps, and shallow hookups, welcome to the Lust Circle. You’ll be trapped forever, scrolling through endless explicit content, desperately trying to catch attention. You’ll be surrounded by other soulless bodies, each one fighting for likes and validation, and no matter how hard you try, no one’s ever gonna love you, you desperate prick.


3rd Circle – Gluttony: The Meme Overload Swamp​


In this circle, you just consumed. And consumed. And consumed memes, TikToks, videos, and food delivery ads like a ravenous beast. Now you’re stuck in an infinite feed, endlessly scrolling through shitposts, low-effort memes, and endless clickbait. Your brain turns to mush, and all you can do is mindlessly consume, never satisfied. You did it to yourself, fathead.


4th Circle – Greed: The Influencer Grind​


You were an influencer, huh? Too bad your entire existence was about getting more followers, more likes, more sponsorships, more money, and more shit you didn’t need. Now you’re stuck forever in a cycle of desperate self-promotion, constantly trying to look better than the next asswipe. You'll be eternally competing for clout, only to realize it doesn’t mean jack shit. Enjoy being a sellout, you corporate whore.


5th Circle – Wrath: The Troll Storm​


You spent your time trolling, starting arguments, and intentionally pissing people off. Well, congratulations, you’re now stuck in an endless loop of flame wars and arguments. Everyone you come across is just as pissed as you are, and you’re forced to fight, rage, and shout forever in the comments section of an endless video. No matter what you do, no one’s gonna change their mind, and you’re always losing.


6th Circle – Heresy: The Conspiracy Rabbit Hole​


If you spent your days down rabbit holes, spreading lies, conspiracy theories, and “alternative facts,” then this is your circle. You’re forever scrolling through videos on flat earth theory, 5G mind control, and reptilian overlords, constantly searching for “truth” in places where there is none. You’ll be trapped in endless forums where the same ridiculous, debunked shit loops forever, and you’ll be surrounded by equally delusional people. Your thirst for truth is just feeding your insanity.


7th Circle – Violence: The Toxic Gamer Arena​


If you were a violent troll on the internet, leaving trail of toxicity in your wake, welcome to this hellscape. You’ll be stuck in a never-ending match of Call of Duty, Fortnite, or League of Legends, where you’re constantly slaughtering and being slaughtered. And in this version of hell, your internet connection is always lagging, so no matter how hard you try, you’re always getting killed first. Rage quit? Too bad. It never ends.


8th Circle – Fraud: The Scammer’s Pit​


If you scammed, phished, or manipulated others for personal gain, you're in the Fraud Circle. You’ll be stuck in a pit of phishing emails, fake e-commerce sites, and clickbait ads. You’re surrounded by the very people you deceived, and you’ll be forever caught in an endless loop of scams. Every time you think you’ve succeeded, someone’s out there getting the best of you. Karma’s a bitch.


9th Circle – Treachery: The Social Media Betrayal​


You backstabbed your friends, betrayed confidences, and spread secrets for clout. Now, you're locked in a never-ending cycle of online betrayal. Your social media feeds are filled with posts about you, but none of them are in your favor. They’re all slandering you, betraying your trust, and exposing your darkest secrets. And guess what? It’s being retweeted and shared by everyone. You’re the subject of memes, rumors, and drama forever. Enjoy being the villain, asshole.



There you have it, you internet-addicted freak. A digital hell made just for you. Enjoy your eternal torment, and remember: you did this to yourself.
 
NiggerRigger said:
What if there was 9 circles of niggerhell?
Click to expand...
Circle one - VPN usage.
Circle two - NSFW posting.
Circle three - spam.
Circle four - identifable posting.
Circle five - botting.
Circle six - ?
Circle seven - Discord.
Circle eight - hacking.
Circle nine - law breaking.
 
NiggerRigger said:
Circle one - VPN usage.
Circle two - NSFW posting.
Circle three - spam.
Circle four - identifable posting.
Circle five - botting.
Circle six - ?
Circle seven - halloween.
Circle eight - hacking.
Circle nine - law breaking.
Click to expand...
>mfw when no circle thrembo
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