Why the fuck do flies love shit so much

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Like i was walking around the block and i saw a dog turd and there were a bunch of flies around it like jewish pedophiles at a metzitzah b'peh seriously what the fuck and then the flies try to come inside my house

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Holy shit look at these flies

 

[ribbon]

Shit odor is attractive to flies and it's an optimal ground for breeding eggs and eating

 

[JoelWarlock]

I thought that was just a cartoon thing marge

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Shit odor is attractive to flies and it's an optimal ground for breeding eggs and eating

Oh okay thanks for explaining

I thought that was just a cartoon thing marge

Go outside nigga

 

[JoelWarlock]

Oh okay thanks for explaining

Go outside nigga

I've seen dog shit multiple times and never flies around it

 

[jimbo]

Holy shit look at these flies
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threesome?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

threesome?

Yeah i think one male fly is getting fucked in the ass by another male fly while he's fucking a female fly
Freaky ass flies

 

[istanbul]

optimal ground for breeding eggs

I have never seen maggots in shit before

 

[istanbul]

Yeah i think one male fly is getting fucked in the ass by another male fly while he's fucking a female fly
Freaky ass flies

no, those are two males trying to fuck the same female

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

Holy shit look at these flies
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flies like to do that, i once saw a stack of 5 of them.

I have never seen maggots in shit before

that’s because flies do not lay their eggs in shit, ribbon is lying.

Yeah i think one male fly is getting fucked in the ass by another male fly while he's fucking a female fly
Freaky ass flies

ew, weirdo, animals aren’t homosexual like you.

Shit odor is attractive to flies and it's an optimal ground for breeding eggs and eating

half of this is wrong, flies do not lay eggs in feces, but they do hang around it, they just like dead things.

 

[Gem Control]

threesome?

Yeah i think one male fly is getting fucked in the ass by another male fly while he's fucking a female fly
Freaky ass flies

no, those are two males trying to fuck the same female

That's not how insect anatomy works you pornsick retards. Like you're some sort of fly pornography expert get out

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

there is always something someone or something likes to hang around with, with humans, its friends, family, money. with lesser animals, it’s these things that you might see as “primitive” do not worry my friend! all of we, us, and them, have at least one thing in common, it’s what makes us animals!

 

[jimbo]

That's not how insect anatomy works you pornsick retards. Like you're some sort of fly pornography expert get out

then please enlighten me since you're the expert on how flies reproduce

 

[Gem Control]

there is always something someone or something likes to hang around with, with humans, its friends, family, money. with lesser animals, it’s these things that you might see as “primitive” do not worry my friend! all of we, us, and them, have at least one thing in common, it’s what makes us animals!

ChatGPT what did I tell you about posting what you want? You're only supposed to post stuff that supports my point of view

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

That's not how insect anatomy works you pornsick retards. Like you're some sort of fly pornography expert get out

this is completely wrong, insects are not homosexuals, but some do court like that, maybe consult ME first.

 

[Gem Control]

then please enlighten me since you're the expert on how flies reproduce

First the male fly comes home from work drunk on shit and orders the female fly to make him a shit sandwich. The female fly takes a shit to satisfy the male fly, but the shit is so shitty that the male fly loses his shit and beats the shit out of the female fly. The male fly then takes a shit on the female fly, and the shit does some shit with the other shit to make some shit and then a baby fly is born. Any questions?

 

[Gem Control]

insects are not homosexuals, but some do court like that, maybe consult ME first.

Chat what is that supposed to mean?

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

just because it’s impossible to sex animals that do not have visible genitalia, does not mean that they have intercourse differently. there are some fascinating courtship rituals that some animals do to impress a female, like a peacock, having the most well known courtship rituals. however there are some animals that prefer to be rapists, like ducks. most insects that are not a hivemind species also do these rituals, but usually all of them prefer to be rapists.

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

just because it’s impossible to sex animals that do not have visible genitalia, does not mean that they have intercourse differently. there are some fascinating courtship rituals that some animals do to impress a female, like a peacock, having the most well known courtship rituals. however there are some animals that prefer to be rapists, like ducks. most insects that are not a hivemind species also do these rituals, but usually all of them prefer to be rapists.

i used to have a terrarium full of cockroaches, these creatures have feelings. just because they don’t recognize their owners, doesn’t mean that some in the same terrarium could be more active than others. one could be an asshole, the other could be scared all the time. i’m not saying to anthropomorphize lesser animals, because frankly that’s stupid, but please do not judge insects because of their appearance or how “primitive” or “dirty” they act/are.