short answer: because people are depraved and goon to anything
long answer: people personify and worship the admins all the time, i think the odd gooners brain just sees woman on their favorite bald men with glasses website and cant help themselves, they also want attention from the most popular people (the admins and jannies) so their love of the soysphere, their gooner brains interacting with a woman, and their love of attention makes them draw porn of the admins