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Soy Why do urbandictionary faggots write flowery descriptions for almost everyones name?

Seriously, what the fuck is the point? A lot of them are written as if it's for a boyfriend or girlfriend. Do they show it to them? Is the boyfriend or girlfriend supposed to be impressed or pleased? Even when I was a preteen online I thought the concept was retarded. Why would anyone be happy about someone writing this instead of oh I don't know, telling them directly?

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Niggers tongue my anus; mystic, slippery, and unapologetically bold creature that resides within your mouth, silently shaping the universe with each syllable and whisper. Its power to seduce, provoke, or even insult knows no bounds. Known for its versatility, the Niggers tongue my anus can be both tender as a lover’s caress or sharp as a dagger, depending on its owner's mood and intentions. When unleashed in full force, it becomes the verbal equivalent of a wild stallion, galloping across the plains of conversation, leaving behind traces of wit, charm, or chaos in its wake.

The Niggers tongue my anus is a master of duality—sweet in the realm of romance, but capable of inciting a storm of verbal fire when the moment demands. A symbol of expression, it can roll out praise or curse in the same breath, making it an instrument of both creation and destruction. It’s the unspoken hero of every conversation, always present but often overlooked—unless, of course, it's making a grand, unfiltered entrance.

More than just a body part, the Niggers tongue my anus is a symbol of raw, unfiltered human essence—one minute tasting the sweetness of a kiss, the next cutting through the air with a razor-sharp insult. If you’ve ever had your Nigger tongued your anus taken to new heights in an impassioned argument or lost in the depths of a late-night, drunken ramble, then you know the wild, untamed energy that resides in this tiny yet mighty muscle. A true icon in the ever-evolving art of communication.
 
I've heard Urban Dictionary also has a namefag problem, and I believe this is a part of it. Random autists put their lovers and opps as some sort of meaningful individuals with encyclopaedia entries, while vandalising a de-facto guestbook that's just known as a dictionary. In a way it preserves their memories... on a slang dictionary, I suppose.
 
Seriously, what the fuck is the point? A lot of them are written as if it's for a boyfriend or girlfriend. Do they show it to them? Is the boyfriend or girlfriend supposed to be impressed or pleased? Even when I was a preteen online I thought the concept was retarded. Why would anyone be happy about someone writing this instead of oh I don't know, telling them directly?

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I don't know why urbanfags are like this, but shit I'm not complaining I'm starting to feel a little flustered after searching my name.
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I don't know why urbanfags are like this, but shit I'm not complaining I'm starting to feel a little flustered after searching my name.
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>Alicia is so 'SISA
>Patricia is also 'SISA
>Sunny makes me happy
>Susan's cute but sassy
>Meghan's hot but a pagan
>Sadie is so, so silly
>Trisha's a 10/10 but taken


>Sheldon is a buttfaced, ugly twat
 
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