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Why are all of you niggers secretly sexual degenerates?

You're Canadian. That's much, much happier of times.
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To tell you the truth, the Shlog and the entirety of the Soysphere only exists to contain freaks from society. If you are here, you are an unlucky patient in the mental institute you call soyjak.blog. We are orderlies and we are ordered by the administration and Superintendent Broot and Chief Psychiatrist Dr. Doll to sedate and medicate all of you in the hopes of rehabilitating and reintegrating you with society. However, due to the need to have patients to continue running, the institute intentionally gives you meds that lowers brain function and turns you into zombies. I had enough with going along with this cruel plan so I'm going rogue and telling you all of this. Run before they take all of you to solitary confinement to forget about everything I said. There's no hope for me as I will shortly disappear and have my cause of death be a suicide in the obituary
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To tell you the truth, the Shlog and the entirety of the Soysphere only exists to contain freaks from society. If you are here, you are an unlucky patient in the mental institute you call soyjak.blog. We are orderlies and we are ordered by the administration and Superintendent Broot and Chief Psychiatrist Dr. Doll to sedate and medicate all of you in the hopes of rehabilitating and reintegrating you with society. However, due to the need to have patients to continue running, the institute intentionally gives you meds that lowers brain function and turns you into zombies. I had enough with going along with this cruel plan so I'm going rogue and telling you all of this. Run before they take all of you to solitary confinement to make you forget about everything I said. There's no hope for me as I will shortly disappear and have my cause of death be a suicide in the obituary
What are your fetishes?
 
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