/calm/ Who's your schlog best friend

[Zondien]

Who's your schlog best friend? Someone who's always saying wholesome things to you, giga reacting all your posts, etc.

 

[Soygoy]

Aw hell nah! googled that it's literally candles in the shape of a vagina



Would post here cus it's funny but can't cause it's nsfw or whatever

Gwyneth Paltrow's aroma is most satisfying to me.

 

[Fortuna]

I think you're putting up a mask or a facade, you're actually interesting but you don't want to admit it, you don't want to take compliments, you have skills but you don't want to admit that either, you want everyone to believe that you are inferior and boring, it's a defense mechanism. But like I said, that doesn't work on me, you're hiding something and I wanna know why. You're embarassed just because you're not that good at it? Give me a break, nobody is perfect. If it's not that big of a deal then why are YOU making it out to be so "embarassing"?

Why are you so fucking interested?? What is your deal with me?? I don't even want to talk about myself and you keep making it about me in every thread that we're both in. I just want to talk to other people and sometimes about movies. I don't get why you have to invade my brain about this. And you keep spelling embarrassing wrong.

 

[Twostripe]

I think you're putting up a mask or a facade, you're actually interesting but you don't want to admit it, you don't want to take compliments, you have skills but you don't want to admit that either, you want everyone to believe that you are inferior and boring, it's a defense mechanism. But like I said, that doesn't work on me, you're hiding something and I wanna know why. You're embarassed just because you're not that good at it? Give me a break, nobody is perfect. If it's not that big of a deal then why are YOU making it out to be so "embarassing"?

Bro is NOT a tranine character bruhh

 

[Soygoy]

Why are you so fucking interested?? What is your deal with me?? I don't even want to talk about myself and you keep making it about me in every thread that we're both in. I just want to talk to other people and sometimes about movies. I don't get why you have to invade my brain about this. And you keep spelling embarrassing wrong.

And you keep spelling embarrassing wrong.

Obsessed.
Just tell me what your hobby is and I'll leave you alone, deal?

 

[Zondien]

Eugenicscels being ableist with an autistgod itt. Mods ban them.

 

[Fortuna]

Obsessed.
Just tell me what your hobby is and I'll leave you alone, deal?

Never.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

@Fortuna sorry saar Soggy has a manlet complex and is trying to dominate you mentally since he can't physically

 

[Soygoy]

Never.

Why?

 

[Chimperator]

Why?

Because you will goon to it.

 

[Soygoy]

Because you will goon to it.

Is it really that bad?

 

[Fortuna]

@Fortuna sorry saar Soggy has a manlet complex and is trying to dominate you mentally since he can't physically

I actually didn't expect him to be short. I thought he'd be taller than me.

 

[istanbul]

Why are you so fucking interested?? What is your deal with me?? I don't even want to talk about myself and you keep making it about me in every thread that we're both in. I just want to talk to other people and sometimes about movies. I don't get why you have to invade my brain about this. And you keep spelling embarrassing wrong.

don't let him get into your head
just go LALALALALALALALLALALALLALALALALALALLALALALALLALALLA CAN'T HEAR YOU LAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL

 

[Soygoy]

I actually didn't expect him to be short. I thought he'd be taller than me.

I probably am to be honest.

 

[Fortuna]

Why?

I already told you why. You just refuse to believe me. Sorry.

 

[DOLL]

I actually didn't expect him to be short. I thought he'd be taller than me.

It's always the littlest of buddies with the biggest of obsession levels

 

[Chimperator]

I probably am to be honest.

Shut up gremlin.

 

[KingCargo]

Someone gibs me a TL;DR please.

 

[Fortuna]

I probably am to be honest.

I thought you were 5'4.

 

[Zondien]

Spoilered images of the candle, nsfw btw

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[lysytsya]

@Soygoy and everyone else with CSS hop on the server or I hate you for the weekend