Alright, we only need a few characters here...
1. Trannyjak (the annoying one that loves to talk in
a very ridiculious voice)
2. Soylita (the victim of soytan and her friends)
and 3. Robert De Niro (the REAL hero in the story)
ok so the story goes that soylita has been kidnapped by soytan and her friends to be used for there own sick and twisted sexually motivated games, "Help! Help!", cries soylita, that is until De Niro comes in, "im here to save you little girl", say De Niro, and then he pulls his Mac-10s, and goes full on rambo!
PEW PEW PEW! DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR!!!
he kills soytan and almost all her friends except for trannyjak who tries to
make a run for it, but luckily de niro shoots xer in the back, then mister de niro brings soylita back to her parents (who are not pedophiles thankfully) and soylita and mr. de niro, respectivly, live a happily ever after