/calm/ Who wants to play chess?

[ukrainian_chad]

chess is for pseudo intellectual faggots

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

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proof: bullshit rules that dont make any sense and are made up by the retards who cant win under the normal ones

 

[ukrainian_chad]

proof: bullshit rules that dont make any sense and are made up by the retards who cant win under the normal ones

just admit you're retarded

 

[NT]

I never learned how to play chess, always confuses me how everyone seems to know

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

just admit you're retarded

>just admit that its TOO complex for you instead of claiming such RIDICULOUS things such as "the complexity doesnt mean anything its just there to make you feel smarter because you know that the queen cant kill a knight before she fucks it"

 

[ukrainian_chad]

>just admit that its TOO complex for you instead of claiming such RIDICULOUS things such as "the complexity doesnt mean anything its just there to make you feel smarter because you know that the queen cant kill a knight before she fucks it"

the only rules are a king cant castle if a rook or the king moved once during the game, in passing, king cant move in check, promotion youre just retarded

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

the only rules are a king cant castle if a rook or the king moved once during the game, in passing, king cant move in check, promotion youre just retarded

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure nigga lets ignore the million other ones

 

[ukrainian_chad]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure nigga lets ignore the million other ones

what other rules just name 2 others

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

what other rules just name 2 others

i have nothing to prove to you

 

[Zondien]

I never learned how to play chess, always confuses me how everyone seems to know it

It's because not everyone is retarded like you

 

[NT]

It's because not everyone is retarded like you

>you es el retardo if you never learned how to play SNCA old people games ese

 

[ukrainian_chad]

>you es el retardo if you never learned how to play SNCA old people games ese

1 billion adults play chess daily are you retarded?

 

[NT]

1 billion adults play chess daily are you retarded?

1 billion white women also suck bbc daily, doesnt mean its true thoughie

 

[ukrainian_chad]

1 billion white women also suck bbc daily, doesnt mean its true thoughie

search it up

 

[NT]

search it up

605 million... of which 500 million are probably 70 years old, 75 million are autists that don't go out, 20 million are trannies, 5 million are jews... and 5 million are normal people

What I've always wondered though is why chessfags are so autistic about their game, it's only rivaled in cuckoldry by cubers. If it were something important like mathematics (inb4popsciprobabilityvideoaboutmuhchess) I would understand... but it's a board game. A boring one at that. I can play Solitaire and most people I know who play that aren't redditors about it.

 

[ukrainian_chad]

wordswordswordswordswords im trans btw

the left cant meme

 

[NT]

the left cant meme

605 millones o algo... de los cuales 500 millones tienen BRAAAAAAAAP probablemente 70 años, 75 millones son autistas que no salen, 20 millones son transexuales, 5 millones son judíos... y 5 millones son personas normales Sin embargo, lo que siempre me BRAAAAAAAAP he preguntado es por qué los fanáticos del ajedrez son tan autistas en su juego, si solo los cubers rivalizan en cornudos o algo. Si fuera algo importante como las matemáticas Takis y Coca Cola (enb4popscipprobabilityvideoaboutmuhchess) lo entendería... pero BRAAAAAAAAP es un juego de mesa. Uno aburrido en eso. Puedo jugar Solitario y la mayoría de las personas que conozco que juegan no son redditors al respecto.

 

[Blackweed]

The only time chess has impressed me is when I see people playing it without a physical board and instead just verbally announcing their moves

 

[ukrainian_chad]

605 millones o algo... de los cuales 500 millones tienen BRAAAAAAAAP probablemente 70 años, 75 millones son autistas que no salen, 20 millones son transexuales, 5 millones son judíos... y 5 millones son personas normales Sin embargo, lo que siempre me BRAAAAAAAAP he preguntado es por qué los fanáticos del ajedrez son tan autistas en su juego, si solo los cubers rivalizan en cornudos o algo. Si fuera algo importante como las matemáticas Takis y Coca Cola (enb4popscipprobabilityvideoaboutmuhchess) lo entendería... pero BRAAAAAAAAP es un juego de mesa. Uno aburrido en eso. Puedo jugar Solitario y la mayoría de las personas que conozco que juegan no son redditors al respecto.

kys gringo

 

[ukrainian_chad]

Bf4+ bxf4 fx4#
try bf4+