Coal Who is the most fuckable user of soyjak.blog?

[Brickshithouse]

Title.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The only non gay answer would be princessparkles, but even then she's like 6 feet tall so it'd still be kind of gay

 

[Spas]

Yours truly

 

[Chvd33p]

she

 

[nagolbud]

The only non gay answer would be princessparkles, but even then she's like 6 feet tall so it'd still be kind of gay

thats my trad wife.

 

[doddermodd]

I probably mogg everyone else here to the grave.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

thats my trad wife.
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more like tard husband

 

[nagolbud]

more like tard husband

I'll take it.

 

[Oot]

@WH15KeY because xhe face revealed and is therefore the only safe choice, there could be a tranny or worse among us and we'd have no clue

 

[nagolbud]

@WH15KeY because xhe face revealed and is therefore the only safe choice, there could be a tranny or worse among us and we'd have no clue

all your celebs and politicians are trannies... hard to know these days.

 

[Chudittical]

me i'd gladly fuck myself

 

[AshkeNazi]

The only non gay answer would be princessparkles, but even then she's like 6 feet tall so it'd still be kind of gay

weak

 

[hldr]

only girls cis answer

 

[Oot]

>@Brickshithouse is, well, maybe.... guess I'll find out

 

[Soygoy]

im probably the most unfuckable since i dont have genitals, im an apple.
unless princess parkles plans on shoving me up her pussy or something

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Nihilma

 

[Oot]

im probably the most unfuckable since i dont have genitals, im an apple.
unless princess parkles plans on shoving me up her pussy or something

In my middle school, one autistic kid stuck his dick through a hole he cut in an apple behind the gym bleachers

 

[Soygoy]

In my middle school, one autistic kid stuck his dick through a hole he cut in an apple behind the gym bleachers

did he enjoy it, because i would recommend doing that with like a grapefruit or an orange or maybe even a passionfruit or something, apples are really hard inside.
maybe autistic girls should use apples as makeshift dildos but i dont want to give any niggers ideas, please keep your knives away from me.

 

[Oot]

did he enjoy it, because i would recommend doing that with like a grapefruit or an orange or maybe even a passionfruit or something, apples are really hard inside.
maybe autistic girls should use apples as makeshift dildos but i dont want to give any niggers ideas, please keep your k, can I try it with you?

I don't know if he enjoyed it, I never thought to ask

 

[Soygoy]

I think he enjoyed it, I never thought to ask

in the annoying orange universe all inanimate objects are sentient
so i wonder how a pringles can would feel when 2 sponges with rubber gloves on them and a rubber band slowly approach his vicinity.
hey hey pringles can, cock. no, cock, look out its a cock