Who else is so germophobic they wipe until they see blood

[basil]

no why

no it’s just that i had the best streetfood ever and i’m in the toilet typing this rn

 

[jimbo]

no it’s just that i had the best streetfood ever and i’m in the toilet typing this rn

are you constipated

 

[Gigafly]

One time in middle school this kid showed me this shock video of some guy doing anal on a bitch and she took a massive shart all over his dick. Wet with chunks, light brown. He just kept going.

I saw a similar video on /soy/ except that it was green and had the consistency of yogurt

 

[basil]

are you constipated

no i’m done shitting

 

[jimbo]

no i’m done shitting

dont forget to wipe

 

[DonutHole]

no offense but you're just being a pussy. people used to gut animals and then wash their hands with river water and camp ashes, you can survive touching a door handle.

No. This one time I was eating some ice cream while on the toilet. The morning after I vomitted and diarrhead.

 

[Erblicken]

No. This one time I was eating some ice cream while on the toilet. The morning after I vomitted and diarrhead.

that's because you got shit particulates on your ice cream.

 

[DonutHole]

I saw a similar video on /soy/ except that it was green and had the consistency of yogurt

Its been so long I might have misremembered the details. That might be the same one. I think the two sexhavers were light brown or black in skin

 

[DonutHole]

that's because you got shit particulates on your ice cream.

Yeah thats what I meant. Doorhandles in bathrooms have shit particles. That's way different than raw animal bits.

 

[Erblicken]

Yeah thats what I meant. Doorhandles in bathrooms have shit particles. That's way different than raw animal bits.

in bathrooms. no shit, that's why most restrooms have swinging doors, not handles.

 

[DonutHole]

in bathrooms. no shit, that's why most restrooms have swinging doors, not handles.

Pipe down, boy.

 

[Erblicken]

Pipe down, boy.

you got btfoed with reason and logic.

 

[DonutHole]

you got btfoed with reason and logic.

Your mom got fucked by dicks and balls

 

[Erblicken]

Your mom got fucked by dicks and balls

yeah that's how everyone is born. your point?

 

[DonutHole]

yeah that's how everyone is born. your point?

KEK! Your mom's a slut. She got dicked down. I bet yo dad pulled her hair back and clapped those cheeks from behind. You be chilling on the couch thinking "My dad probably clapped cheeks on this"

Not me tho I was born in a test tube like Jesus.

 

[Erblicken]

KEK! You're mom's a slut. She got dicked down. I bet yo dad pulled her hair back and clapped those cheeks from behind. You be chilling on the couch thinking "My dad probably clapped cheeks on this"

Not me tho I was born in a test tube like Jesus.

test tube freaks don't have genitals, i know that as a fact. lol ur dickless.

 

[dataminedandproud]

I brush my teeth too hard and my gums start bleeding

 

[Erblicken]

I brush my teeth too hard and my gums start bleeding

that's not good for your teeth, that's how you scrape off enamel.

 

[DonutHole]

test tube freaks don't have genitals, i know that as a fact. lol ur dickless.

Your mom knows otherwise ;)

 

[DonutHole]

I brush my teeth too hard and my gums start bleeding

That's how you know you're washing it good.