I'm gonna assume you get three friends to complete the L4D2 squad.
First I would bring @Xiuhcoyotl and his native american death whistling would intimidate the zombies keeping them away, second I have to bring @Swede because he has combat experience from back in Ukraine, and third I would bring @any shlog foid (not soyteen liker) because the group needs a woman to share for moral support.
put an AA cannon on my whip and kill all the stupid nigger apes on this site who will likely all be congregating at the newly-established zombie & pedo love association hq since discord got taken offline