Sharty What would you do if you were the admin if the sharty?

[Gemerald]

discuss >or something

 

[soyjak]

cum on the servers

 

[baqqrih]

Start logging as much personal information about each user as possible to then sell to advertisers, marketing groups, and the shadiest third-parties we can find
If a staff member exposes the plot we put his IP and all other personal information about him as a red-text announcement on the top of the website
Use the money from datamining to start a Redbubble 'party merch store that uses the cheapest materials possible, all of the shirts will start fading and rapidly shrinking after the first few washes
Have one of the shirts sold be the design that the most 'teens liked out of all of them, make it out of the most expensive fabric we can find, price it in accordance to the price of the fabric, and even then make it at least five times more expensive than any of the other shirts.
Have the expensive shirt still shrink to the point of not being wearable anyway
Add banner ads on the sides, top, and bottom of each board (and only have them be those weird ads like "She poured Coca Cola into her septic tank, you won't believe what happened five hours later")
Delete /soy/
Replace the deleted /soy/ with /goy/
Add /jew/
Take away post numbers, images, soyquoting, and the catalog feature from all other boards
In order to access /goy/ or /jew/ there's a paywall of ten dollars that also includes ID verification to determine if you should access /jew/ (must be of Jewish ancestry) or /goy/ (non-Jewish ancestry).
After a month delete all of the features we deleted from the other boards from both /jew/ and /goy/ anyway
Replace the Chud nametag with the poster's IP
Sell the site to the highest bidder after another month

 

[USL]

Re-institute every single one of Soot's rules, allow more spam, unban VPNs, no auto scroll, remove shit boards, etc etc then I realize in time that the userbase has been permanently replaced and the remaining oldfarts are bored and surly, so i only log in for the occasional check up
Resulting anarchy amongst the users will be instituted, janitors are instructed to delete illegal material and discord nas spam, remaining radio silent otherwise. Exceptions to anything I rule will come up whenever I see fit
Honest and transparent, this is what I would do

>Allow more spam
Agreed but only on /soy/ and /qa/
>unban VPNs
I want to agree but it has helped with 'p. Haven't seen any since. Plus you can still post with VPNs, just not images
>no auto scroll
Still don't know what that is
>shit boards
We have too many boards, but it would be nice to have some in case we can make them active (Operation Soyjak Freedom Shill)

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

My first plans of action are:
1. Create either a buffering system for new ips
2. Create a private account system, that you have to register to post here, but you dont get an account to post on, only mods can see, that way we can disable bad people
3. Disable image uploading, make the site into a textboard, and replace images with stickers from the soyjak booru
4. Ban all NSFW
5. Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
6. Offer competent admins like lute the offer to be the admin.

 

[PhotoGeneral]

I would delete the sharty, then I would kill myself afterwards.