Schizo What would you do if you were sent to the soy afterlife?

[gem]

Picture this. It is the near-future, and you just died; i dunno probably some IRL shittoko looking fuck jumped off a building and took you out with him by landing on you while you were out in the inner city for business.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
When you dieded, you are informed of what comes after by some incomprehensible entity (OMG JUST LIKE MY INCOMPREHENSABLE WOAJACKS!!). You weren't virtuous enough for Aryanheaven, but you weren't a big enough foodist pissbaby for Niggerhell either. Your relatives don't want to deal with you in their eternal peace and love NDE circlejerk, and God (singular, abrahamic) says they're full after billions of africans and brazilians started banging at their door (evendoe just make more room dumbass). Its over.
However, on account of having spent more than 1000 hours obsessing over the soysphere award, you are to be allowed into Soyhalla for your foreseeable eternity.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
Among other things, there are rivers of Soylent and Sproke. You will see many IRL soyjaks and other IAS native to this realm like slopjaks and fingerboys. Everyone gets a free Nintendo Switch and Funko Pops grow on trees. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and various soy parodies can be heard playing in the background if you listen hard enough on a quiet day. Cockroaches are milkable (praise the science!). The moid to foid ratio is something like 100:1 and even thats a generous estimate. There is earthly internet, but the only websites it has are soysphere ones - everything else is gone. The latest soysphere post from the mortal world was from May 2056 on the SoyBooru, after which everything cuts off.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
If you die here, you're le heccin' dead forever, because The Soyience debunked the eternal soul because we're all just chemical reactions inside sacks of meat on a rock made of stardust going really fast and nothing matters and g*d isn't real and neither is free will. Or are you? Hmm? But you got here in the first place, so this proves something at least?
<[REDDIT SPACE]
What would you do in this situation? Are you in heaven, or have you been consigned to hell?

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

is this like coinjak adventure?

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

is this like coinjak adventure?

nvm its not

Picture this. It is the near-future, and you just died; i dunno probably some IRL shittoko looking fuck jumped off a building and took you out with him by landing on you while you were out in the inner city for business.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
When you dieded, you are informed of what comes after by some incomprehensible entity (OMG JUST LIKE MY INCOMPREHENSABLE WOAJACKS!!). You weren't virtuous enough for Aryanheaven, but you weren't a big enough foodist pissbaby for Niggerhell either. Your relatives don't want to deal with you in their eternal peace and love NDE circlejerk, and God (singular, abrahamic) says they're full after billions of africans and brazilians started banging at their door (evendoe just make more room dumbass). Its over.
However, on account of having spent more than 1000 hours obsessing over the soysphere award, you are to be allowed into Soyhalla for your foreseeable eternity.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
Among other things, there are rivers of Soylent and Sproke. You will see many IRL soyjaks and other IAS native to this realm like slopjaks and fingerboys. Everyone gets a free Nintendo Switch and Funko Pops grow on trees. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and various soy parodies can be heard playing in the background if you listen hard enough on a quiet day. Cockroaches are milkable (praise the science!). The moid to foid ratio is something like 100:1 and even thats a generous estimate. There is earthly internet, but the only websites it has are soysphere ones - everything else is gone. The latest soysphere post from the mortal world was from May 2056 on the SoyBooru, after which everything cuts off.
<[REDDIT SPACE]
If you die here, you're le heccin' dead forever, because The Soyience debunked the eternal soul because we're all just chemical reactions inside sacks of meat on a rock made of stardust going really fast and nothing matters and g*d isn't real and neither is free will. Or are you? Hmm? But you got here in the first place, so this proves something at least?
<[REDDIT SPACE]
What would you do in this situation? Are you in heaven, or have you been consigned to hell?

dude that sounds fucking awesome

 

[Soyteen Liker]

here is earthly internet, but the only websites it has are soysphere ones - everything else is gone. The latest soysphere post from the mortal world was from May 2056 on the SoyBooru, after which everything cuts off.

It'd be heaven because I'd be with my soy friends

 

[Erblicken]

Scream in agony.

 

[evandoe]

Being surrounded by nusoicluks IRL would feel like hell.

 

[LeHombre]

I'll be in hell because I listen to death metal music and besides. I did some really horrible sins, sins so bad that im not gonna share here... and so bad that bill jensen will scream at me on stream via instagram, even though i dont use instagram anymore... crap...

 

[Kramilion]

If im gonna die atleast ill get transported into India the greatest superpower in the world

 

[Pepsilord]

I would depict myself as the gigachad

 

[alonso]

I'll be one of the flying Nathaniel heads

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

If we are still able to post on the 'sphere from there im fine

 

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

rape my 72 virgin wives or whatever the Q ran said

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

If nusoislvttas are in charge I’m toast.

 

[PETRIXXX V2]

The latest soysphere post from the mortal world was from May 2056 on the SoyBooru, after which everything cuts off.

When was the last 4chan post?

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

That society would go to shit after contact with the real world was cut off. Remember the sharty is a parasite, without a host it begins to consume itself. It would be hell and I'd probably live alone in the mountains as far away from spawn as possible and only talk to people through the sharty because I don't trust them

 

[Twostripe]

Unrealated. but anytime I see the word "afterlife" out in the wild I always think of Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Can I kill myself twice?

 

[Pepsilord]

Unrealated. but anytime I see the word "afterlife" out in the wild I always think of Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold

I fucking love that song

 

[BrimBurner]

Sounds gemmy, but I hope the place isn't so irony poisoned that it creates actual soyboys. Also would strike down troons from soyheaven, and our king would be froot leading us with battles against troons and 'corders o algo. This post has good soylore potential

 

[alonso]

Sounds gemmy, but I hope the place isn't so irony poisoned that it creates actual soyboys. Also would strike down troons from soyheaven, and our king would be froot leading us with battles against troons and 'corders o algo. This post has good soylore potential

Down with the king