What would you do if the above user was at your doorstep?

[Sagehardt]

rape

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

shoot xer on sight

 

[Gem Control]

laugh at the size of xer tiny pecker

 

[KingCargo]

Scratch my chinny chin chin.

 

[dataminedandproud]

Hide my pets

 

[Sagehardt]

goon to touhou with xim

 

[Twostripe]

Think it's a mailman and tell to leave the package at my doorstep

 

[Gem Control]

shoot xer

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Give xim a DID it for free award

 

[Twostripe]

Turn him from SmallAnus to GapingAnus

 

[Fortuna]

Make a serious thread so it's not just people aren't threatening to rape each other.

 

[Gem Control]

Turn him from SmallAnus to GapingAnus

goatserald

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

invite him over for dinner

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Sell xim to a cartel

 

[1844 or Something]

Make antisemitic jokes around him as if I don't realize he is jewish, but I obviously do.

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

I am Middle Eastern but not Jewish
Also make xim white

 

[1844 or Something]

Lock my door and report the terror threat to the FBI

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

invite him over for lunch

 

[KingCargo]

 

[1844 or Something]

I've always been good at tolerating fandom autists, so I'd probably just invite him in and let him talk about sonic for a while and pretend to be interested.