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Rant What the fuck are the point of haiku poems?

For those that don't know, they're Japanese (but English versions exist too) "poems" with 3 lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, except sometimes that rule doesn't apply apparently. I already find most poems kind of stupid, it's like deciphering a puzzle only for a gay message like "whaoaooaoa life is beautiful!!" but haikus are too short to sound good so they just seem fucking retarded, how can anyone take this shit seriously?

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HOW IS THAT A HAIKU? And what the fuck is that even supposed to even say?

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"That's it? That's the emotionally striking haiku?"

Maybe this website is AI o algo but every haiku I see is fucking stupid.

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More "profound" haikus.

Am I missing something or do you guys agree?
 

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