What non-human fantasy race would you want to be

[mischizo]

for me it's orc, troll or some other strong subhuman race so I could rape elvish women

 

[1844 or Something]

Hobbit so I could drink, party, and smoke weed until I die

 

[1844 or Something]

Hobbit so I could drink, party, and smoke weed until I die

I forgot, aren't they like, not allowed in the woods or something because of some evil stuff? Maybe I'd be a wood elf so I can climb trees and live a long time. I'd also have magic, so I could probably conjure something similar to cocaine

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

 

[1844 or Something]

>Fantasy
White.

 

[Username:Required]

Your mom

 

[Soyberrygel]

Dragon

 

[greg]

Centaur so I can follow in the steps of Lord Vaush

 

[basil]

monetary male gay succubus who steals your money after drugging you with a date rape

 

[AshkeNazi]

elf

 

[istanbul]

vampire so i can live quietly in the countryside or something and survive by occasionally terrorizing poorfags

 

[basil]

vampire so i can live quietly on the countryside or something and survive by occasionally terrorizing poorfags

what if you get like an std

 

[istanbul]

what if you get like an std

I don't think you can catch aids by drinking blood, maybe I'm wrong.

 

[sodack]

what if you get like an std

If you’re a JoJo vampire you won’t get sick

 

[8doe]

Vampire because I don’t go outside

If you’re a JoJo vampire you won’t get sick

If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick

 

[istanbul]

Vampire because I don’t go outside

If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick

that's because half his brain got mushed. easily avoidable

 

[sodack]

If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick

Well I wouldn’t be a retarded whore like Dio so I’d be fine

 

[8doe]

Well I wouldn’t be a retarded whore like Dio so I’d be fine

>be Dio
>wake up after doing nothing for 100 years
>have sex with men
>sometimes have sex with women
>die

 

[1844 or Something]

Pooner with working legs

 

[Lism]

I would usually choose human, but if not given that choice I would choose Elf.
nothing really needs to be said, Elves are usually the supreme non-human race in fantasy settings.

 

[1844 or Something]

Jewish