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What non-human fantasy race would you want to be

some sort of advanced lifeform with superior intelligence and technology compared to humans. but i would use the technology to present myself as a human being.
basically g-man from half-life
 
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>live in hell, become adapted to the harsh conditions
>have lots of friends that will die for you in combat
>get to attack nigger skeletons in their ghetto fortresses
>even though you are all ugly as fuck you are still able to reproduce and have a happy family (baby zombie pigmen)
>pool parties in the lava oceans

uuuh based
 
Funny to think how scientist skibidi toilet is fodder now kek
The Scientist mech was one of the top strongest toilets when until it's destruction in episode 67, it would most likely be able to hold it's own against a single Astro Interceptor (the small jets not the large winged Obliterators) but thats the maximum it can fight against when it comes to Astro's as far as i'm concerned.
 
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>live in hell, become adapted to the harsh conditions
>have lots of friends that will die for you in combat
>get to attack nigger skeletons in their ghetto fortresses
>even though you are all ugly as fuck you are still able to reproduce and have a happy family (wizard zombie pigmen)
>pool parties in the lava oceans

uuuh based
They added non rotten pigmen to Mine and Craft
 
Downer fags are the scum of this earth amphetamines mog you any day of the year
Especially if you're a ADDaryan
Don't lump us benzoDEITIES and alcohol enjoyers in with degen fentcucks, I like tramadol specifically because it doesn't sedate you and make you sick like other painkillers do
 
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