Discussion What is the Schlog’s opinion on Elden Ring?

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Its a gem. Final dlc boss made me kvetch and whine like a bitch doe.

 

[Pepsilord]

Game is so good, but the community is so, so gay.

 

[DonutHole]

Jewish propoganda. Every male is either evil or incompitent that just does the bidding/gets controlled by muh strong wymen.

 

[DonutHole]

i don’t play these types of video games, far too expensive and giant time wasters when i should be focused on more important things, like my very high-paying job which none of you will have.

Somebody rape this bratty bitch! Kuso yaro!

 

[Pepsilord]

Jewish propoganda. Every male is either evil or incompitent that just does the bidding/gets controlled by muh strong wymen.

...I can't think of a single example to disprove this

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK these guys. I want to see him and his tranny boyfriend splattered across the divine gate.

 

[DonutHole]

View attachment 34516FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK these guys. I want to see him and his tranny boyfriend splattered across the divine gate.

Why is the only LGBTQ representation in Dark Souls a demonic pedophile

 

[Gigafly]

I play it with the easy mode mod

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I just bought the chink monkey souls game and its download is hogging so much of my internet. Downloading only at 20mbps average btw. Awful.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Why is the only LGBTQ representation in Dark Souls a demonic pedophile

Actually the lore says that the little boy character is the real groomer with mind control powers so he can groom his demonic brother into being a pedophile obsessed with him and get killed by the player so he can use the demonic mind controlled pedophile body to reincarnate his other brother who wouldn't agree to marry the little boy character so was killed by the little boy character's personal bodyguard sister so he could be resurected under mind control so he would marry the little boy character and let him become a god.
TLDR the blond boy is actually the molestor. Thanks GRRM!

 

[DonutHole]

Actually the lore says that the little boy character is the real groomer with mind control powers so he can groom his demonic brother into being a pedophile obsessed with him and get killed by the player so he can use the demonic mind controlled pedophile body to reincarnate his other brother who wouldn't agree to marry the little boy character so was killed by the little boy character's personal bodyguard sister so he could be resurected under mind control so he would marry the little boy character and let him become a god.
TLDR the blond boy is actually the molestor. Thanks GRRM!

issa joke lil tist

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

just play monster hunter instead

Monster Hunter sucks

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I've done like 3 playthroughs it's so kino

my current playthrough I just beat as a jartycuck character.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>elden ring be like
>shitty boss design (perfectly dodge everything or you die)
>Forced difficulty by over-inflating numbers on everything.
>lore is too complicated in an attempt to look smart
>community is full of elitist assholes who lust over npc’s

just play monster hunter instead.
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Monhun be like:
>Spreadsheet stimulator
>Crapcom
>More spreadsheets
>Poopoo caca
>Gay little cat things
>Community is full of people who want to fuck dragons

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Community is full of people who want to fuck dragons

You're replying to one, geg

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Also mist or beast is contracted to shill monster hunter.
Crapcom seems to be a big fat jew company while from is not

 

[Brainstorm]

Monhun be like:
>Spreadsheet stimulator
>Crapcom
>More spreadsheets
>Poopoo caca
>Gay little cat things
>Community is full of people who want to fuck dragons

Not an argument