What is the minimum amount of money you would accept to eat an entire cardboard box?

[istanbul]

This is the box in question. Its dimensions are 450x300x350 mm.

 

[Terrorbyte]

It's not even that hard, I've eaten paper before.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Does this come with the side effects of eating inc?

 

[baqqrih]

Is there a time constraint to the box's consumption?

 

[istanbul]

Is there a time constraint to the box's consumption?

1 day

 

[alonso]

1 billion US dollars

 

[baqqrih]

$1,250

 

[istanbul]

Does this come with the side effects of eating inc?

It's just fiber dude

 

[8doe]

can i use sauces to accompany the cardboard?

 

[istanbul]

can i use sauces to accompany the cardboard?

yeah

 

[8doe]

yeah

i'd eat the entire thing in less than 45 minutes for 50 dollars, maybe even for free if the cardboard is thin enough

 

[TurkBVLL]

20 dollars.

 

[Chvd33p]

It's just fiber dude

>Yeah goy, eat ze fiber and ignore the carcinogenic chemicals in the cardboard box that are normally "inoffensive"
>You vvill also eat ze paint that is clearly not made from artificial minerals not found anywhere normally
>You vvill also eat any wrapping tape the cardboard box has
>And you vvill eat it without using water to soften the cardboard
>You have only a day to do this
>And you're not allowed to eat nor use anything else until you have eaten the box
>You vvill be paid a few sheckels for this, but ONLY this, vve don't cover any medical treatment
>You aren't allowed to sue us as stated in the contract you signed beforehand, so don't try anything funny, everyone agreed to this already
>Now get to munch it NOW

 

[meijak]

Yeah goy, eat ze fiber and ignore the carcinogenic chemicals in the cardboard box that are normally "inoffensive"
You vvill also eat ze paint that are clearly not made from artificial minerals not found anywhere normally
You vvill also eat any wrapping tape the cardboard box has
And you vvill eat it without using water to soften the cardboard
You have only a day to do this
And you're not allowed to eat nor use anything else until you have eaten the box
Now get to munch it NOW
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No arrow so you look like this and say this. Eating microplastics is aryan doe.

 

[Chvd33p]

No arrow so you look like this and say this. Eating microplastics is aryan doe.

Sorry for that, it has been fixed because there was something I had to do first

 

[Itransheartblox]

This is the box in question. Its dimensions are 450x300x350 mm.
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I would eat that for a shatry janny's paycheck

 

[evandoe]

What would happen if would just burn the box and eat the remains?

 

[1844 or Something]

52 cents

 

[1844 or Something]

What would happen if would just burn the box and eat the remains?

Some of the boxes composition would be lost in the fire, so you'd have to eat the flames also