>MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THANK YOU FOR ELECTING ME IN A LANDSLIDE. NOW, FOR SOME REFORMS:
>EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ALL THE WH*TE WOMEN IN THE COUNTRY ARE TO BE DESIGNATED AS BREEDING SOWS FOR SUPERIOR GORILLA NIGGER DICKS. THE WH*TE MEN THEY'RE CURRENTLY MARRIED, ENGAGED OR BETROTHED TO ARE TO BE CONSIDERED FAR RIGHT NAZI 4CHAN CHUDS WHO SHOULD BE EXECUTED ON THE SPOT. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO BRING ABOUT THE BNWO AND YOU'RE ALL WH*TE COLONIZER CHUDS WHO SHOULD GO BACK TO EUROPE.
>*door slams open off camera, suddenly interrupting the Jefre Cantu Ledesma background music*
>TYRONE?? NOT NOW TYRONE I'M ADDRESSING THE PUBLIC.
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT "THEM REPARATIONS" THE PRIORITY OF THIS ADMINISTRATION IS BBC BREEDING.
>WELL, YOU'RE A RETARDED NIGGER AND I'M THE PRESIDENT. SECRET SERVICE!? GET THIS GIANT BABOON NIGGER TURD OUT OF HERE NOW