Autism what are some stupid things you remember thinking as a kid

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

i thought liverpool was a city where they literally had a pool of human livers and blood

 

[alonso]

I tried leaping over the staircase from the top floor to the bottom floor, I somehow didn't break my legs that day

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

i thought people who were born on a leap day are retarded

 

[_73]

Back in 2nd grade I thought people got pregnant by kissing and I was really paranoid when talking to girls because if this

 

[Sneedson]

I thought that Christianity was a good religion because it taught pacifism and peace. Then I grew up and realized it's a Jewish influenced religion and creates cowardice and weakness in people.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

also i thought AM meant "at morning" and PM meant "post morning"

 

[Twostripe]

I used to think that things are gonna go well

 

[SoySpotter]

when i was really little i was tricked into believing m&m's had meat in them

 

[Soyteen Liker]

i thought people who were born on a leap day are retarded

no but websites that are born on a leap day are retarded

 

[IncredibleGassy]

When I was a kid I'd look in the mirror and imagine what I'd look like when I'm older.
>When I turn 18 I'm gonna be sooo cool

 

[cobbycov]

i thought liverpool was a city where they literally had a pool of human livers and blood

this is actually true btw

 

[DonutHole]

i remember making up bullshit explanations for stuff in my head if i didnt have the info or thought it seemed cooler. i now realize this is what ancient historians did.

 

[Zuse]

For some reason, I thought that activating the fire alarm would open up the floor to a lava pit.

 

[qaqorsomething]

i refused to believe that jupiters moons were bigger than mercury

 

[Namefag]

I once asked my parents in full seriousness if brown people had white poop since white people have brown poop

 

[qaqorsomething]

I once asked my parents in full seriousness if brown people had white poop since white people have brown poop

this is actually true, and purple people have green poop

 

[Gigafly]

this is actually true, and purple people have green poop

@Mist confirm?