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Project We need to make one of these books for Soy Speak

SoytanEnthusiast

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Title it "Short Stories in Soy Speak for newGODs," it'd be fun.
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Introduction
Newly arrived in /soy/, a young man from der 'cord/twitter (give feedback) is thrown headlong into an unfamiliar site of unkempt boards, 'cado threads and variant:unknown's of the strangest kind. How does he manage the new language? Will he find his calling? Experience daily life in the Sharty capital through the eyes of a newcomer, learn about the imageboard and its people, and improve your Soy Speak effortlessly along the way!
 
Title it "Short Stories in Soy Speak for newGODs," it'd be fun.
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in addition to this i feel like making a jak colour book, stress relieving and all of that
id have the faces put round stems to look like flowers , id make a cute mandala out of it
basically make cute things out of different variants or just have a detailed version of one

maybe a sticker book!!! like a whole page of mini chuds and squirreljaks
 
The jartycucks say "Shartyniggers are 'cordtroons," but their site has 'p. Soyteens say "Jartycucks are sissies," but they post spadeson and bibisea. What is sharty culture and what is normalGOD culture? I know not.

I am Chud. I come from der 'cord. I have been on bald man with glasses site for one month. The pph is low here. There's not many posts and a lot of them are racebait. I miss the 'p and the gore.
 
I just bumo'd this bread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
Your bread is now at the top of the catalog, page one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may bumo a bread to be worthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

high effort bread
gemmy posts
original sharty content

Am I promoted on soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should continue to bake breads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my bread deserves a bumo reply. Can you un-bumo it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a bread with the title “bumo ban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the bumo reply and move on. Here's something to take into consideration: your behavior is exceptional on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue bumo replies on similar breads unless post quality reduces. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.
 
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