Very serious !URGENT! ISRAEL HAS LAUCHED AN ATTACK ON DAMASCUS

[Jimb0]

!GORE ALERT!
heartless bastards... they are going to pay for that...

 

[Gem Control]

They do this every day though

 

[snuffereet]

nothing ever happens

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

KILL HARAM!!!! KILL HARAM!!!

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

!GORE ALERT!
heartless bastards... they are going to pay for that...

You bitch I thought Greater Israel was going to be formed. Now I got cum all over my walls.

 

[soylentbottle70]

Poor villagers.

 

[Jimb0]

Poor villagers.

Israel said they were DAESH... even the children...

 

[Gem Control]

You bitch I thought Greater Israel was going to be formed.

Trvst the plQn...

 

[Jimb0]

They were hiding WMDs in their desert temples

in their places of worship*
and, sadly this is true, Israel says so... but we don't have the evidence on hand yet... give them two weeks...

 

[Gem Control]

 

[Jimb0]

new anthem after the area was resettled

 

[Jimb0]

Time to see if the comment section mention the villagers' comical nose

>build golems to protect them
what did Notch mean by that

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

I am pledging allegiance to the Islamic Desert Biome Caliphate (also known as Khalifat Al-Mantiqa Al-Sahrawiyya Al-Islamiya, خليفة المنطقة الصحراوية الإسلامية)

 

[Jimb0]

he Islamic Desert Biome Caliphate

that's these guys

 

[X Immigrant]

My wife was killed in there! What will I do without a goat now?

 

[Jimb0]

I am pledging allegiance to the Islamic Desert Biome Caliphate (also known as Khalifat Al-Mantiqa Al-Sahrawiyya Al-Islamiya, خليفة المنطقة الصحراوية الإسلامية)