Hell Unsanitary gf (IF YOU WANT THIS YOU DESERVE TO BE REMOVED FROM THE GENE POOL)

ribbon said:
Nvked my shitter because I got a fucking drawing of Brazilian Miku raping Argentinian Miku on my feed once I hate that bitch so much
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I'm brazillian and all brazillians rape argentinians. Stop being so culturally insensitive
 
Solution: Knock this bitch out with a rock, throw all her clothes into an incinerator, shave all her hair and dunk her in a series of vats with bleach and water then blast her with UV and hang up to dry. Cleaning her house is a lost cause, save the cat (and clean them too but be gentle, they didn't ask for this) and burn the house to the ground and relocate, this woman needs severe mental conditioning or she'll do this again so get a shock collar, spray bottle, and caddle prod. Every time she reverts to being gross like this shock her, she's about to toss garbage on the floor? First be nice and just spray her with the bottle but if she doesn't learn hit her with the cattle prod. You can also use various objects or your fists to enforce clean behavior but shocks are the most effective and humane in my opinion.
 
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
 
MoonMetropolis said:
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
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I want to vomit after being reminded of this pasta
 
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