Two truths and a lie

[alonso]

I once killed my friend's pet fish
An IRC janny joked about raping me
Russian is my third language

2?

1?

I have a massive scar on my left leg
I talk to myself often
I want a partner in life

 

[Ytsuken]

It's 1

I would never kill a pet

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

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My condolences, bro.

you will hang kike

 

[Chesnaught]

you will hang kike

Nusoianorexiacord woke up

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

i have pet a pig before
my dad took a picture with ted cruz
i have a very slight hourglass nigger frame

You're either just skinnyfat or you have Klinefelter Syndrome.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

the sun is shiny
the sun is shiny
the sun is shiny

 

[alonso]

the sun is shiny
the sun is shiny
the sun is shiny

All false

 

[PepsiMan]

1. I always lie.
2. I always tell the truth.
3. This is a paradox.

This sentence is false
Trust me, don't trust anyone
new order: disobey all orders