Autism Troonslop / Considerations

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Decided that I want to try making my own troonslop.

Prior to the idea itself, I must explain the reasoning in a schizoid tier rant fitting for the Schlog. I can't stand internet "culture" nowadays, starting with the slow and painful death of Web 1.0. I am a firm believer that the internet should be a decentralised and infinitely large library for anything - the slow death of small websites with obscure information and the evolution into the vaguely defined, all hype no value Web 3.0 is accelerating. Countries with underdeveloped technology like Russia aren't even entering into "the new era of the web" - they're just flat out dying out. Chrome also recently removed support for adblockers, whilst Firefox sold out and now datamines you, leaving pretty much no good modern browsers, save for the sloppy Brave. All this goes to say that the internet is turning into an extinct brunette juvenile.

The internet's reputation will ultimately be that of its dying breath - contextually, the voice of the final faction controlling the internet. Websites die all the time, but their legacy is defined by their final moments, per my observations. There is an innumerable amount of factions, clearly all fighting to the death at this instant for control over the entire internet. It looks as though the reddit powerjannies in particular, the "10 people moderating all of the top 1000 subreddits for free", are the winning group, because they have the most influence over the internet per capita. Wielding the ability to basically boost or wipe anything they desire from one of the largest social networks on Earth, they are currently a cancerous, immovable force. The concept of semi-decentralised moderation is truly the bane of the Internet.

Reddit is a massive slop factory, having cult-like characteristics and an army of NEETs ready to jump in on the next act of vandalism the powerjannies want you to do. You can trace most troonslop back to reddit and its orbiters. Troonslop is, as the name proposes, slop, being very simple to produce and sharing a cheap message - an accurate reflection of the dimwitted nature of the Redditor. Nonetheless, despite its low-end nature, troonslop is also a community generator; this is why, despite Reddit's sorry state, people still care enough to flock into the platform in healthy amounts to the brand new community of Troonslop of the Month #492025.

Troonslop tends to establish cult followings despite its low quality. As such, it's good for recruiting newgroids nobody wants gaining a share of the internet before the event I foresee that will drive it to shit and make it all unusable. This could add an ounce of coal to the furnace powering the internet.

My idea is to do something chess-related, mixing in some elements of philosophy and government (both things that I sincerely suck at and do not understand whatsoever, but that's what makes troonslop sloppy, isn't it?). It's probably going to include my avatar knight character. I'll elaborate on the idea later down this thread once I figure out some more details; I could make an early document for it to keep me in line.
 
Too late didn't Reddit: Producing coal just to give the 'sphere a bit more influence than it has, inb4 the internet dies and gets remembered as a forced janny-driven culture shithole
 
Doebeit if you do decide to make a troonslop, remember all you really need to do is make an unofficial sloppy spinoff of something keyed (i.e. fpe to baldis basics)
 
Doebeit if you do decide to make a troonslop, remember all you really need to do is make an unofficial sloppy spinoff of something keyed (i.e. fpe to baldis basics)
i don't wanna do those they're retarded

I wanna make something new to compete against tranny vs chuddy shitflinging, assuming the position of that retard turtle from over the hedge
 
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