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what if spadeson couped the BNWO and started enacting total ytboi death but then the /pol/ face wojak took advantage of the instability and instigated the ytboi uprising and then spadeson started purging his cabinet for any ytboi sympatisers but then the ytbois capture the soyjak.com (formerly soyjak.st (formerly soyjak.party)) severs which spadeson was storing all his Jefre Cantu-Ledesma kinos on so spadeson mobilizes the entire army and but is injured in a failed assassination attempt by the PFFCaW (Popular Front for Fried Chicken and Watermelon) because spadeson canceled the construction of 1000 new KFCs to redirect resources towards the war effort so in a widely disliked move spadeson BANS KFC to show his zero-tolerance policy for dissidents spadeson will enact total whiteboy death and no fucking retarded nigger will stop him from that or at least that what he thinks before riots break out and widespread mutinies start plaguing the military which allows the ytbois to advance rapidly towards New Afrika, (formerly Sootistan) which is the capital. the ytbois have the support of the PFFCaW due to restarting fried chicken production in the liberated territories. to halt the ytboi advance spadeson decides to resort to strategic nuclear bombing of KFC facilities before retreating into his spadebunker. the ytbois respond with similiar nuclear measures but are unable to deploy them deep within enemy lines, so the front grinds to a halt. New Afrika is destroyed in the bombings, thoughever spadeson survives and escapes the burning city in his spadecopter which is just a helicopter but with spades and bbc slvt marks all over it. BANG. the tyrannical regime of the 'son is over. the man who killed him was the helicopter pilot. His name? Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. with no ruler, the BNWO splinters into dozens of warlord states and tribes just like the good ol' times. the ytbois carve out a state for themselves and try to survive the aftermath of the nuclear bombings. thankfully one of the ytboi scavengers finds a personal vault of KFC in the ruins of the spadeson mansion... tens of tons of juicy nigger chicken. this means the ytbois will be able to sustain themselves until agriculture will be able to be resumed. but there's something that the ytbois were not able to predict. the kfc was laced with anti-Yakubian poison, steathily turning the ytbois BLACK over a period of months... it wasn't able to be stopped, since the poison acted at the first bite... by the time they found out it was too late. guess spadeson got the last laugh, as the ytbois all turned into niggers.
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