Rant This years Super Bowl is gonna suck dicks/Super Bowl LIX thread

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I have no real interest in American football but this year's Super Bowl is gonna be so fucking awful
The gay ass Chiefs won and now this Super Bowl is gonna be rigged for Mutthomes and friends so Travis can have xhis moment with Taylor Swift or whatever
Don't know much about the Eagles but from what I heard all their fans are autistic and the only Eagles fans I know are EDP445 and some faggot IRL so that's probably true
The commercials will suck cocks like always because being funny is heccin problematic, it'll just be unfunny normgroid humor and washed up celebrities as always
The halftime show will be awful because its Kendreddit Lamar
In short shoot me over the SN(at least here)CA event that I don't need to watch
 
lifesucksthenyoudie said:
I have no real interest in American football but this year's Super Bowl is gonna be so fucking awful
The gay ass Chiefs won and now this Super Bowl is gonna be rigged for Mutthomes and friends so Travis can have xhis moment with Taylor Swift or whatever
Don't know much about the Eagles but from what I heard all their fans are autistic and the only Eagles fans I know are EDP445 and some faggot IRL so that's probably true
The commercials will suck cocks like always because being funny is heccin problematic, it'll just be unfunny normgroid humor and washed up celebrities as always
The halftime show will be awful because its Kendreddit Lamar
In short shoot me over the SN(at least here)CA event that I don't need to watch
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My car was ran into by a truck and lit on fire by a mob last time the Eagles won the superbowl. Usually a few people get killed every-time the eagles win or lose. Really every time they play. Every time they don’t play too… I’m happy I don’t live in Philly anymore. I don’t watch football, so I only care about it for safety reasons and to not seem ignorant. I guess I’m hoping the Eagles win so I can watch the carnage in Philly without fear of property destruction.
 
USL said:
My car was ran into by a truck and lit on fire by a mob last time the Eagles won the superbowl. Usually a few people get killed every-time the eagles win or lose. Really every time they play. Every time they don’t play too… I’m happy I don’t live in Philly anymore. I don’t watch football, so I only care about it for safety reasons and to not seem ignorant. I guess I’m hoping the Eagles win so I can watch the carnage in Philly without fear of property destruction.
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Sorry to hear that, from what I’ve read the Eagles fan base are the gegbvlls of the NFL and act like niggers 24/7
I don’t really like watching football that much, I’ve seen a few college football games and I’ve gotten so bored, there’s so much time of nothing happening and people setting up the next plays, baseball and basketball mog
 
I am not watching it. This is the first super bowl I haven't watched. I have nothing but contempt for both teams and for the circumstances that led to their placement in the super bowl. Watching for the ads is effeminate and goyconsumercoded so I won't watch those either. I was so angry when Kincaid missed that pass that I accidentally grabbed my little cousin and threw him across the room head first into the wall and now my family hates me
 
Lism said:
I am not watching it. This is the first super bowl I haven't watched. I have nothing but contempt for both teams and for the circumstances that led to their placement in the super bowl. Watching for the ads is effeminate and goyconsumercoded so I won't watch those either. I was so angry when Kincaid missed that pass that I accidentally grabbed my little cousin and threw him across the room head first into the wall and now my family hates me
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