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So this chick goes on a date with this guy she wants to fuck, but she's worried because she's got a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys, so she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it in her vagina so when he fucks her, it'll feel tighter. She puts the liverwurst in her vagina, goes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine. She wakes up the next morning and he's gone. And he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening; however I don't think this is going to work out. P.S., your vagina is in the sink."
 
So this chick goes on a date with this guy she wants to fuck, but she's worried because she's got a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys, so she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it in her vagina so when he fucks her, it'll feel tighter. She puts the liverwurst in her vagina, goes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine. She wakes up the next morning and he's gone. And he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening; however I don't think this is going to work out. P.S., your vagina is in the sink."
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So this chick goes on a date with this guy she wants to fuck, but she's worried because she's got a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys, so she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it in her vagina so when he fucks her, it'll feel tighter. She puts the liverwurst in her vagina, goes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine. She wakes up the next morning and he's gone. And he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening; however I don't think this is going to work out. P.S., your vagina is in the sink."
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